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  1. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    1. Avilon

      Avilon

      African or European?

    2. Xion

      Xion

      DAMNIT AVI YOU BEAT ME TO THE JOKE

    3. Avilon
  2. King Arthur: [about the inscription on the rock] What does it say, Brother Maynard?

    Brother Maynard: It reads, "Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathia. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Castle of Aaauuuggghhh... "

    King Arthur: What?

    Brother Maynard: "The Castle of Aaaauuuggghhhh"

    Sir Bedevere: What is that?

    Brother Maynard: He must have died while carving it.

    King Arthur: Oh come on!

    Brother Maynard: Well, that's what it says.

    King Arthur: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to carve 'Aaaauuuggghhhh'. He'd just say it.

    Sir Galahad: Maybe he was dictating it.

    King Arthur: Oh shut up!

    Sir Robin: Well does it say anything else?

    Brother Maynard: No, just "Aaaaauuuugggghhh".

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    ProfileUsername: AugReal name: Augustus FalkovAge: 17Gender: MaleHeight: 5'11"About: History/personality Augustus was born to an American-Russian family. Being born, and raised in the United States, he didn't have the Russian accent most of his family had. He was very artistic from a young age, and grew up with an interest in art and design. When he got his first job at P.F. Chang's (love that place CX), he saved up enough money to buy his own PC and drawing tablet, with which he drew and posted his art on the internet. He found himself having the most fun drawing fantasy settings, so that's
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