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  1. Oscar turned right back around and marched back into Macradon's shop. He had a need for a new Katana. Oscar filled out the form and transferred the required materials to his new buddy. "Can't have a piece of armor without a weapon to go with it, you know." Then, exhausted, he sat back down in the chair and fell asleep. He just didn't have the energy to make it back home. Gob-Gob, that beautiful specimen, sat down beside Oscar and mimicked his motions, going to "sleep" as well. He didn't mean to impose on Macradon's hospitality, but he truly couldn't make it back home. But he wouldn't mind, rig
  2. Day 6 Oscar was a bit off his game today. He'd botched a couple crafts, but managed to salvage the materials. His last three weren't of the quality he would have liked, but he managed to make something out of them regardless. First was a Chili Dog. Enhanced with Protein, it would provide a small boost to damage at the cost of some Mitigation. The second and third were two Iron-Infused Hot Dogs. More Mitigation with the possibility of also turning it into a Lesser Feast at his home. Oscar wasn't satisfied, but he couldn't craft anymore today. Disappointed he updated his shop stock and clea
  3. "I'll definitely keep that in mind. I've been looking for more people to adventure with." Oscar opened his menu and sent a friend request to the Blacksmith. He felt that they were vibing pretty well. If the man accepted, all good. If he didn't, Oscar still knew where to find him. "I gotta get some sleep. I just finished that <<Challenge of Olympus>> quest and I am beat. Thank you again for the armor!" He bade farewell to Macradon and his Cerberus, beckoning for Gob-Gob to follow him. He got the feeling he just made a new friend, regardless of whether or not Macradon actually added
  4. Oscar could appreciate the man's philosophy. It was very much in line with his own, after all. He'd been shown so much generosity by so many players that it was unreal. First Bahr and now Macradon. It warmed his heart to see such charity being given freely in this dark times. Oscar took his armor and accepted the materials back. Macradon would probably be insulted if he didn't and he very much didn't want to upset the only Grandmaster Blacksmith around. But he wasn't a fan of taking charity without giving something in return. He didn't have much, but he could do something. "I appreciate y
  5. Oscar awoke with a start as the man cleared his throat. He watched as Macradon did his best impression of a Bond villain, even roping his poor familiar into the joke. Nevertheless, Oscar busted out with laughter. Humor was like a drug to him. There was so little of it in Aincrad that he was withdrawing from it. Gob-Gob pattered across the floor and put his hands on his hips in a power pose as he stared daggers at the Cerberus. Truly this would be a clash for the ages. The Terry Crews Goblin versus a fearsome beast. Oscar laughed even harder when he saw what Gob-Gob was doing. After a moment, h
  6. Oscar returned from Floor 17 with <<Hestia's Flame>> in hand. It had been over an entire day since he had journeyed up to Mt Olympia. Once he got back to the lower floors he decided to stop by The Blazing Typhoon to see how his order was coming along. He walked in the door, greeted again by the thick smell of smoke and molten metal. He looked around, hoping to find Macradon in the shop. He couldn't see the blacksmith, so he decided to grab a seat and wait. He was quite tired from the previous day's exertions. Perhaps Macradon wouldn't mind if he grabbed a nap while he waited. Oscar
  7. Name: Chili Dog with Chili Fries Your Profession: Cook Your Rank: 4 ID: 121152 Roll: CD: 10, LD: 12 Item Type: Meal Tier: 1 Quality: Rare Enhancements: Protein, Protein Description: This meal is simple, messy, and oh-so delicious. Eating it makes you feel like you can take on the world! Post Link: http://www.sao-rpg.com/topic/17990-f01/?do=findComment&amp;comment=578833 Name: Extremely-Filling Hotdog Your Profession: Cook Your Rank: 4 ID: 121154 Roll: CD9, LD3 Item Type: Meal Tier: 1 Quality: Uncommon Enhancements: Overhealth Description: This hot dog has an overabu
  8. Day 5 Oscar donned his apron and stepped into the kitchen. Today, he was determined to make full meals instead of feasts. He'd done a fair few snacks and now he wanted to branch out and really see what he could do with his craft. The first attempt was a rousing success. A Chili Dog with Chili Fries. The only fitting enhancement for all that meat was double Protein. It would provide a heavy boost to damage, but it would also give you indigestion. That would make you a touch less durable in combat. His second craft was a failure, but he managed to salvage the materials. His third and fourth
  9. The Blazing Typhoon was a Smithy on Floor 1. He'd heard that a Grandmaster Blacksmith worked out of this shop. It was a rarity indeed to find such an accomplished craftsman down here on the lower floors. But hey, Oscar wasn't complaining. With his new Potions of Immolation, he had just enough Col to requisition a breastplate to accompany their use. He entered the shop, his nose assaulted by the smell of smoke and hot steel. He approached the order form and filled it out, making sure to be as descriptive as possible with his desired piece of armor. Then, he hit submit, but not before attaching
  10. Name: Gob-Gob, Slayer of Immortals Roll ID: 120956, 120959 Roll Result: LD19, CD9 Mastery: None Description: "The Goblin that slew Zayne the Undying. Truly the pinnacle of Goblin physiology. It looked exactly like Terry Crews in a goblin costume. It doesn't have a weapon though. But who needs a weapon when you have POWAHHHH." Link: http://www.sao-rpg.com/topic/17994-f06-pp/?page=2&tab=comments#comment-578789
  11. Day 4 "Another day, another dish!" Oscar's kept at the grindstone, hoping that today would finally be the day he could stock his shop with something. Yesterday, he'd managed to pay back Bahr for the amazing Katana he'd given him. But that didn't put Col in his pocket. Generous though he was, this game required money. He would help out any newbies he came across, certainly. However, those established in the game would need to pay his prices. Oscar set about work in the kitchen. The cool thing about crafting was that you could make custom dishes that you wouldn't otherwise see in
  12. Name: The World's Most Elusive Hot Dog Your Profession: Cook Your Rank: 2 ID: 121054 Roll: CD: 11, LD: 9 Item Type: Consumable Tier: 1 Quality: Rare Enhancements: +2 EVA Description: "You see, this hot dog right here can... Wait a second. Where did it go?" Post Link: http://www.sao-rpg.com/topic/17990-f01/?do=findComment&amp;comment=578697 Name: The World's Second Most Elusive Hot Dog Your Profession: Cook Your Rank: 2 ID: 121055 Roll: CD: 10, LD: 3 Item Type: Consumable Tier: 1 Quality: Uncommon Enhancements: +1 EVA Description: "You see, this hot dog right here ca
  13. Day 3 Oscar had just ranked up the previous day, but he wasn't done yet. He was making real progress now. It was time to get back at it. After all, you don't get better at something by doing easy things all the time. You need struggle to catalyze self-improvement. Cooking was becoming easier and easier. He'd successfully made two Hot Dogs, one of which was sufficient quality to fulfill Bahr's order. He picked up the Hot Dog, named <<The World's Most Elusive Hot Dog>>, and walked next door. He burst through the door to the Crusty Bahrnacle and walked straight into the back
  14. Name: Lucky Garlic Bread Your Profession: Cook Your Rank: 1 ID: 120937 Roll: CD: 10, LD:14 Item Type: Snack Tier: 1 Quality: Uncommon Enhancements: Loot Die Description: This Garlic Bread is extremely lucky! So lucky it didn't get splashed with any blood, sweat or tears! Post Link: http://www.sao-rpg.com/topic/17990-f01/?do=findComment&amp;comment=578556
  15. Day 2 As Bahr left, Oscar returned to the kitchen and his Garlic Bread training. He managed to invoke the same fury he displayed that very first day in the Trainer's kitchen and, like a whirlwind of Garlic and grain, he managed to successfully create some Garlic Toast. He decided on another Loot Die enhancement, making another Lucky Garlic Bread. He wasn't so lucky with the second craft, but he was able to salvage the ingredients, at least. He noticed that he ranked up and jumped for joy. It was progress! Oscar was so happy with himself that he almost gulped down the Garlic Bread right th
  16. Oscar was quite happy to see that his first customer was, in fact, Bahr. He walked out from behind the counter with a big grin on his face. "Yeah sorry about that. I'm still such a low rank I didn't think it fair to have a pricing guide up yet. Plus, your money's no good here. You get the friends and family discount as my way of thanking you for the armor earlier." Despite his words, Oscar was surprised when Bahr opened up a trade menu regardless. Oscar should have known better. This was the man who turned down 2000 Col that was offered to him. Nevertheless, Oscar hit accept and watched as Bah
  17. Day 1 His shop was finally open! It was hard work getting his Profession unlocked. But now that he had, he could start cooking up some amazing dishes for the people of AIncrad. Or, at least try to. His level was still pretty low. There wasn't much he could make right now. But, with a little luck and a lot of determination, he would be a great cook soon enough! He was set up next to the Crusty Bahr-nacle and even though Bahr was a Tailor, maybe he'd be able to offer some advice. But the best way to start is at the start. Oscar walked into the kitchen and set about practicing his Garli
  18. <<Oscar's Hot Dog Stand>> is not actually, as the name would suggest, an actual Hot Dog Stand. The shop is built in a seedier part of the Town of Beginnings, right next to the Tailoring Shop, << The Crusty Bahr-nacle>>. The exterior of the building is aged and dirty, but inside is an immaculate eatery. The floors are made of white-and-black checkerprint tiles and the seats and tables are made from a shiny chrome. Everything is polished within an inch of its life. Above the door to the kitchen is a sign that reads: You can eat off of any surface in this restaurant. It's
  19. It was a bittersweet feeling, getting both of the pieces of armor for free. But, if Bahr didn't want the money, he didn't want the money. That aside, Oscar still felt the need to repay the man's kindness in some way. So, he opened up his friend's list and sent a request to the man in front of him. "If you won't take payment today, then maybe I can repay you later. As soon as I get my shop up and running, you get a 100% discount. I'm planning on becoming a Cook so I'll be able to make some neat things, I hope. Everyone needs some good food buffs now and then." With that, he let Bahr c
  20. Name: Lucky Garlic Toast Your Profession: Cook Your Rank: 1 Roll ID: 120786 Roll Result: CD: 10, LD: 3 Item Type: Snack Tier: 1 Quality: Uncommon Enhancements: Loot Die Description: "This toast enhances the Loot Die of the person who eats it. The blood, sweat, and tears of the cook can be tasted in the toast. It's kinda gross." Post Link: http://www.sao-rpg.com/topic/17983-f01-pp/?do=findComment&amp;comment=578377
  21. Oscar followed Bahr to the back and watched, enraptured, at his demonstration. Crafting was such a cool skill to pick up. He had to make sure he did that soon. When Bahr brought up his deal, Oscar had to think for a moment. 1000 for a buy one, get one or get an IOU. It was a tough call. But he opted for neither and brought up the Col Transfer screen, punching in 2000 Col as the amount he was going to transfer to the man. His thoughts hearkened back to this occasion in which he had accompanied the Major to buy a piece of equipment for the farm. The man only wanted 1,000 dollars for it, but
  22. Oscar looked up at the number next to his health bar and then back to the man. "Level 4. Just finished up my first quest. Figured I'd want some armor before I tried anything more difficult." He wondered to himself why the man was inquiring about his level. Would that affect the price at all? Would he charge him more because he was a low-level? Less? Oscar hoped for the latter. Bahr didn’t seem like the unreasonable sort though. Oscar didn’t want to get away without paying a cent either. Maybe the man would be amenable to a trade? Oscar had plenty of materials that could help cover the cos
  23. Oscar guffawed at the pun the man made of his own name. It was too good. His laughter echoed off of the walls of the shop. It really wasn't that funny, but in a world bereft of humor, Oscar could appreciate it when he saw it. "Bahr-nacle? Bahr? Classic!" He wiped a tear from his eye as he caught his breath. "Sorry, sorry. Just been a long time since I heard a pun like that. I wanted to buy this <<Libarium Overcoat>> you got here. How much is this thing gonna set me back?" Oscar really hoped he had enough money to cover it. Something this good would probably take most, if
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