Vex Vexxus

I laughed slapping Lancaster on the back, a little friendly pat. "Oh! you do~" I clasped my hands together, barely able to contain my glee. So he wanted her to give in to those oh so alluring primal instincts of hers? "She was so close! so- so close! But you stopped her!" I said as I clapped my hands together in tiny little plaps. "What did she say, what did she say?" I asked in mock thought. "Something about not wanting to get involved in another fingers business, hmmmm~? You Sure She shouldn't just join us? She already follows the rules~ Wouldn't that make it easier for you, no? Mi Ameekohh

That couldn’t have gone better It was quite a sight to see, watching Khione be whisked away by her knight in shining armour. She looked a little unnerved - a shame really. She should be used to this sort of thing by now. She was far too busy being all high and mighty. Most under Rosaria were, it was kinda gross really. They thought they were near untouchable because most of them held green crystals. It was good to see her get a dose of reality. OHhh…then there was Mari I couldn’t help but laugh when she had actually attacked me! Oh man, I thought she’d need more goading. She was alwa

I rolled onto my stomach and pushed myself to my feet with a small ‘hup’ I started to dust the snow off my white suit, humming to myself. Mari was annoyingly astute - I could swear black and blue I wasn’t here to follow her, hell - I doubted that she’d believe me even if I hadn’t been. She was far too on guard, and…who could blame her really. Banging one of the top brass of the Laughing Coffin would have one do that to you. Eh? “Alrighty! Alrighty! You caught me!” I said as I held up my hands in defeat “I assure you, my sweetest Emilia had nothing to do with me being here.” I said with a

Oh my how she would wound me so, throwing me to the floor and placing a foot firmly against my chest. I hummed, thinking - man - don’t people pay good money for this? Too bad I wasn’t interested in such things. “Ohh owwww! Whatever did I do?” I said in mock pain. Knowing full well what had happened. I caught her off guard. Quite easily so - and that pissed her off. It made her very, very angry - and me…very very happy. I had already figured out she was suggestive to hypnotic persuasion. And whilst she normally held fast and strong - right now, she was absolutely exhausted. Why? I hadn’t really

I grinned, oh this area o’ the forest she says. I tilted my head to the side in a mock pout, placing a finger on my lips. “Oh? Why? Is there something about this area of the forest?” I gestured to the trees around us. Knowing full well that she lived nearby. “This is far enough away from the main settlement for me not to be a….you know…” I rolled my hand over and over before making an exaggerated point to my cursor. “This thing! It just never disappears!” I lamented with a mock faint. “I hadn’t even killed anyone, you know?” Technically true, by the rules of Aincrad and its standards - my nam

Mari had one hand firmly planted on her hip, the other - on her satchel of tricks. She had only met this man once before - and he was with a purple haired woman who called herself Emilia. Although her real name was Khione. This was not a coincidence. Running into Reytac - the footprints - “You were following me.” Mari said tersely as her hand dipped into her satchel. “Explain.” This didn’t bode well, at least not for Vex. He seemed to always be attached at Khiones hip. Mari remembered the name now. The interaction. How pissed Khione had been at Vex for him revealing her screen name.

I laughed to myself as I saw the curt reply from my darling little Emelia - my how quick to anger she was. I whistled to myself as I traced back my footsteps on the fourth floor. I knew Mari was smart, I knew she was astute - but damn noticing my footprints? Amidst all the others? I leaned down to glance at my boots. They were pure white dress shoes - sharply angled at the toe. “Ahhh… I see, I see.” I said to myself as I let my foot waggle to and fro. “So you, my pesky little friends - are what had caused it.” I wagged a finger at my boot, as if chastising it. “Tut, tut! You’re going to make s

A quest! oh how I had been sent down yonder amidst murky mires amidst fetid fiends. Commands from the top! Things were moving on this here floor and I were to provide a distraction. And, distracting is exactly what I was doing - with blade in hand I'd shank it into every other person - lips whispering sweet nothings into their ears. Watching as their senses became dulled with Madness. Oh what a fun tool! What a fun Enhancement! I had infected a large part of the populace, and was eating a handful of popcorn, watching the fights break out - when suddenly..they started shifting aw

I stopped dancing, wiping the sweat off my brow. No one else seemed to be getting jiggy with it, guess the big scary orange crystal was too much for some people. I gave a nonchalant shrug. Not my problem, I gave a few of the green players a wink and a finger gun as I stepped off the dance floor and picked up an extra large hotdog. I opened my mouth wide, very wide - and almost choked as I crammed the entire thing in my mouth, chewing loudly. Half of it fell down and around my hands, bits of sauce, relish and bun crumbling to the floor as I inhaled the delicious wurst. Oh Man. Whoever cooked th

Floor 4 I laughed to myself as I saw the curt reply from my darling little Emelia - my how quick to anger she was. I whistled to myself as I traced back my footsteps on the fourth floor. I knew Mari was smart, I knew she was astute - but damn noticing my footprints? Amidst all the others? I leaned down to glance at my boots. They were pure white dress shoes - sharply angled at the toe. “Ahhh… I see, I see.” I said to myself as I let my foot waggle to and fro. “So you, my pesky little friends - are what had caused it.” I wagged a finger at my boot, as if chastising it. “Tut, tut! You’re go

Somewhere on the first floor; in the forests that surround the town of beginnings… I hummed softly to myself as I paced back and forth in front of the man. He was in a daze - a hypnotic state that I had placed him in all too easily. He had been a wealth of information, and had been useful enough. Now…I was contemplating if he should stay alive, or be dealt with. Kaput. Badabing, Badaboom. His name was Ben, but his screen name was less than ideal. One of the poor bastards who didn’t take care with their names. The kind of person who just mashed anything into the character creation s

I tilted my head with a grin as the blonde asked if I'd yell in girls ears often, "Ah. Non Non ma chérie! I whisper into them." I placed a palm against my bare chest, splaying out my fingers. "Professional hypnotist, and all that." I said with a cheeky grin. No use in hiding my expertise. Most just assumed hypnotism was all about clocks and counting backwards but being a mentalist...it was far more than that. Most these little players would never, ever know. What a firecracker, she shoved a bun straight into my mouth before walking off, I took a big bite from the bun, letting the rest of

Khione told me to stay away but how could I? When there was the promise of pretty little players skittering about, the promise of food, and the promise of flesh, oh so much flesh. Not that I had any attraction toward such things. But ahhh the imagery one could ascertainrom it all! Glorious! utterly Glorious. I waited a few hours, as the lavender haired beauty told me to sit, and stay - and like the good little dog I was - I did just that. But I wasn't tamed enough to do that for too long. So toward the party I frolicked. Oh the hands I could shake, the people I could mesmerize. It excite

I laughed, running a hand through my hair as I watched that little firecracker storm off. "Guess your charms don't work on her, eh Emilia?" "Fuck you!" Khione spat back at me, along with a dirty look. I shrugged it off as I dusted down the lapels of my suit. Appearances mattered, after all. Khione was so quick to anger, it was amusing. She put so much stock into keeping up her appearance. Always attempting a a friendly facade and yet she had less control than I when it came to her anger. At least she managed to catch on quick that my slip of the tongue was oh so deliberate. I wanted this

I was so tempted to kill lil' Ben - I had the information I wanted, he was under my trance - and oh how I missed the feeling of a blade digging into...err, virtual flesh? Wasn't quite the same as the real thing - but hey. Beggers can't be choosers. I pat the mans head a few times. "Lucky for you, my little sun man...but the boss lady said -" I cleared my throat and in an attempt to mimic Khione's cadance and tone of voice repeated her words. "Vex. Don't kill these guys - they're giving us more leads. Kill them and they're gone." So, I shrugged and turned on my heel, leaving the man still in a