The Fatal Scythe

*clenches his scythe*

...Well well well... I do believe it is that time every year when the people gather hordes of poultry and pigs for their own consumption and gluttony. And then they CARVE the meat from the bone and dine in on their flesh. Now I too like to partake in this ritual, but I prefer to harvest the flesh off human bone....

Ah well, today is not about me, it's about all of you! And only ONE of you will have what it takes to win... the swine of swines...

The player today, to write the most creative Frenzy Boar chopping (killing) technique will receive the Frenzy Boar monster account here on the site.

Happy murdering players...

*releases a horde of Frenzy Boars into the field*

You can run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Sooner or later God'll cut you down
Sooner or later God'll cut you down

Go tell that long tongue liar
Go and tell that midnight rider
Tell the rambler, the gambler, the back biter
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down 

I could literally CUT the middle man out...

I can assure no players come back from the dead...