Klick 0 Posted January 1, 2016 Author #21 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 (edited) The shark kept bouncing around until it landed face first into the sand. Then the sand rumbled and slowly it sunk deeper and deeper into the sand. It was back to being a sand shark again and it was back to being unable to hit. Klick was very sad that he could not take advantage of that moment. Now he had to do things the hard way. This way involved sitting and waiting and hoping that the stupid shark did not do something stupid. The shark came up and Ping struck from above nullifying its attack, but it still rammed into Klick. Klick just stabbed it in the face. ID# 43868 results: Battle: 10 Craft: 9 Loot: 12 MOB: 6 Sand Shark - 12(6hit + 6 thorn) 28/125 Bleed 2/2 paralyze 1/1 Klick +1EP -1 EP -1HP 51/52 HP 3/13 EP Focus 4 Edited January 1, 2016 by Klick Link to post Share on other sites
Klick 0 Posted January 1, 2016 Author #22 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 Klick cheered as the sand shark slowly attempted to crawl away but the stunning effects from the spear made it impossible to move any further. A trail of blood dripped from its face as it looked at Klick with innocent eyes of a adult oversize shark. They were so not cute that Klick wanted to stab them. Klick Climbed on top of the creature and lifted his spear. he was going to stab it good. Ping was ready to help if it was safe. Klick stabbed it in the back and the sand shark wiggled alot. Ping also slammed down on its face like a pro wrestler. ID# 43870 results: Battle: 8 Craft: 10 Loot: 19 MOB: 9 Sand Shark - 6(4hit + 2 bleed) 22/125 Bleed 1/2 paralyze 0/1 Klick +1EP -1 EP +1 HP 52/52 HP 3/13 EP Focus 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Klick 0 Posted January 1, 2016 Author #23 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 Klick fell off the sand shark because it was a wiggle master (gotta shake them off... SAO). He tried really hard to not fall into the sand face first but he did and thus he was not very happy about it either. He took a deep breath after freeing his head and saw that the shark's tail was coming for him. It was man mode all the way. Klick held out his shield and perfectly blocked the tail but flew into another sand dune. Klick dug his self out of the sand and ran too the sand shark to stab it but it burrowed under the ground. ID# 43871 results: Battle: 2 Craft: 9 Loot: 5 MOB: 3 Sand Shark - 2( 2 bleed) 20/125 Bleed 0/2 Klick +1EP -2 EP 52/52 HP 2/13 EP Focus 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Klick 0 Posted January 1, 2016 Author #24 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 The sand shark was underground again and it charged forward at Klick. Klick, being smart, did not move as he was sure that the shark would not move him. In fact he was so sure that he did not move thus enforcing his point. Ping did move for she did not want to die. She was smart because she did not act like an idiot and wait for the thing to attack her. Now everyone knows who the smart one was in the duo. Ping did not get hit but Klick got decked in the face by a leaping tail. It looked painful too, and very fishy. Klick got up and tried to strike back but the stupid shark of sand was too fast for him. ID# 43872 results: Battle: 5 Craft: 3 Loot: 5 MOB: 9 Sand Shark - 2( 2 bleed) 20/125 Bleed 0/2 Klick +1EP -2 EP -1 51/52 HP 1/13 EP Focus 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Klick 0 Posted January 1, 2016 Author #25 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 Klick flew threw several sand dunes. If this was a running gag, it would be a very bad one and klick would not be able to "Sand" for this. Get it, sand... well back to work. Klick slowly made it to his feet and looked up at ping. he felt annoyed that she was not helping like he wanted her too. By helping he meant giving him openings. he did not want to work for his self so he wanted the Sylph to do all the work for him. To bad that was not how it worked. The shark knew that and took the top to slap Klick again, only this time Klick managed to block some of the slapping power with his shield. IT still hurt though 43873 results: Battle: 1 Craft: 12 Loot: 1 MOB: 8 Sand Shark - 6( thorn) 14/125 Klick +1EP -2 EP -1HP + 2 hp 52/52 HP 0/13 EP Focus 0 Link to post Share on other sites
Klick 0 Posted January 1, 2016 Author #26 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 Klick kept trying and trying to not get slapped but that last one was really embarrassing. He was getting annoyed with this fight, and all fights to be honest. every time the monster gets low hp, it started dodging everything and could not even hit him. But when it did hit him, it crited which made it really painful. It was a stupid land shark and klick wished he had magic so he could blow it out of the sky with a super mega inferno ball of lava beam cannon. Again the shark flew at klick and tried to slap him with its tail but klick blocked it expertly with his shield of American steel ID# 43874 results: Battle: 4 Craft: 9 Loot: 16 MOB: 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Klick 0 Posted January 1, 2016 Author #27 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 Klick flew threw another set of sand dunes. As he got up he cursed the desert and wondered where all the sand dunes were coming from. Then he turned to the sand shark who rumbled the sand creating more sand dunes for him to get thrown into. Klick moaned and spit into the ground. Then he yelled at the sand shark and ran in like a boss. Little did he know how inaffective that would be against a creature of ultimate sand destruction. (get it sand... all you guys are no fun) Klick tried to strike the creature but it wasn't his turn. The sand shark tried slapping him but klick blocked it with this shield. ID# 43875 results: Battle: 3 Craft: 11 Loot: 11 MOB: 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Klick 0 Posted January 1, 2016 Author #28 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 The matched continued. Klick charged in at the sand shark with no hopes of hitting the darn thing. It was starting to remind him of that alpha wolf of death that him and his dead friend fought one day. The creature was a monster and could not die. It dodged everything. The only difference was that the shark was not dodging things, it just simply smacked him away. Ping would not help and the shark was alive. Klick did not want the shark alive. He ranned forward hoping he could do something. with every step he saw the tail coming and he could do nothing but block. 43876 results: Battle: 1 Craft: 12 Loot: 18 MOB: 5 Link to post Share on other sites
Klick 0 Posted January 1, 2016 Author #29 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 Klick stood up again after flying through a sand dune. His anger was top notch. His Moral was low as the shark's ability to get hit. All he wanted was his spear in its face. That all he could ask for. He charged again. he knew he was getting slapped. He knew it would not work. He knew he should just give up. He knew life sucked ultimately for every single thing he wanted to do. however he did not stop pushing. He kept fighting, pushing forward like the American he was. The shark launched its tail. Klick did not block. and took the hit, but he grabbed the tail. Then he Shoved his spear through he tail. ID# 43877 results: Battle: 8 Craft: 9 Loot: 8 MOB: 6 Sand Shark - 10( 6thorn + 4 hit) 4/125 Klick +1EP -1 EP -1HP 51/52 HP 0/13 EP Link to post Share on other sites
Klick 0 Posted January 1, 2016 Author #30 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 Klick did not let go of the tail. His rage gave him the strength to fight on and push his way through the wiggle. he climbed onto the creatures back and ran to the head. The shark saw what was going to happen and used sharky doll eyes. The eyes did not work as Klick was Kulk and KLUCK SMASH PUNY OVERSIZE SHARK OF SAND EVIL. Klick raised his spear and slammed it into the sharky doll eyes and pulled out an eye. The shark stopped moving as its hp hit zero. Blood gushed on the ground. The quest menu appeared. He finished. He was done and he could go home. Victory today goes to klick the shark slayer. yay ID# 43878 results: Battle: 9 Craft: 9 Loot: 10 MOB: 1 Sand Shark - 5( 6thorn + 4 hit) -1/125 dropped 1 mat Klick +1EP -1 EP -1HP 50/52 HP 0/13 EP MISSION COMPLETED Obtain 400 col 1 mat [sand Armor Potion] 4 sp peace of mind Link to post Share on other sites
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