Matsuo Kaito

I didn't think Kirito was a beater until late in the first season. *wink wink nudge nudge*

^ Oh dagnabit XD

"Witzelsucht (from the German witzeln, meaning to joke or wisecrack, and sucht, meaning addiction or yearning) is a set of rare neurological symptoms characterized by a tendency to make puns, or tell inappropriate jokes or pointless stories in socially inappropriate situations." Courtesy of Wikipedia. Witzel-such-a-terrible-condition