Vectis

Don't drop the soap

Vectis was sound asleep, that snow must've tasted really good! Whatever it was, it's gotta be some pretty awesome stuff. "Yeah! Snow in the desert!" He was having a nightmare, it's hard to believe he is but believe me, snow in the desert is a [censored] nightmare for him. No matter what sort of situation he is in, his voice will always sound enthusiastic. "Wow! All this snow is ugly as hell!" Sleep talking, that's what he was doing. His subconscious however was not dreaming, it was asking questions about the world he was in right now, but with free ice cream who gives a damn?

You know, people don't react to a problem until it's right in front of their face. We need to take action now, and make Aincrad great again. What are the recent losses again?

Teayre

Manta Gaul

Ebony (Who is also Manta)

That's 3 dedicated players, and now they're dead (And probably quit the site) cause I mean really, listen to Baldur. If you were level 40+, would you make a character all the way from level 1?

"Da ha ha ha ha ha! I'm a clumsy sponge!" He accidentally used a sword art on the inner demon of expensive ice cream, whoops. At least now he could go on to the final demon in the front line. Vectis wondered where the dead demons went to after they died, I mean he was in the pits of hell after all, is there like an after after life? "I wonder what the next D-Mon on the front-line is gonna be, maybe his ice cream cone will have some vanilla ice cream in it."

<<Battle Engaged>>

ID# 61360

BD 10

<<Damage>>

Sword Art: 10

<<Damage After Mitigation>>

Damage: 8

<<Battle Results>>

Vectis: 15/16 HP, 2/4 NRG

Inner Demon of Expensive Ice Cream (3rd Inner Demon): 0/8 HP, 4 DMG, 2 MIT

Vectis opened the doors to the third trial, the inner demon of expensive ice cream. The demon turned around and stared at him, it had chocolate chips for eyes, "Hello... You must be looking for the free ice cream man." He nodded his head, "YEAH! HOW THE HECK DID YOU KNOW?!?! Are you like, a mind reader or something!?!" Already the demon face palmed, "You know, my friends told me about you. They said you're a [censored] dumbass and you know what. They weren't wrong. Now how about we settle this easily by letting me kill you."

<<Battle Engaged>>

ID# 61359

MD 1

<<Battle Results>>

Vectis: 15/16 HP, 4/4 NRG

Inner Demon of Expensive Ice Cream (3rd Inner Demon): 8/8 HP, 4 DMG, 2 MIT

He sat impatiently waiting for his health to recover, "My friends used to say something about breathing! They said it helped you recover after a long fight. HEEEEE! HAAAWWW!" Vectis breathed in obnoxiously, enough to annoy an inanimate object; the door to the third demon. "Shut the hell up! You sound like a damn seesaw!" The sandy blonde laughed, "Ha ha! That's what my uncle said when I plunged that spoon through my arm!"

Vectis: 15/16 HP, 4/4 NRG

No problem with that, it just seems ridiculous to mess with journals if you know you're not going to be online.

"Woooaaah!" Vectis watched Jakobe devour the ice cream and cone in seconds. "You're really good at speed eating ice cream, you do it faster than me!" He was still eating his ice cream, a green mint and ate slowly to savor the flavor. "My name's Vectis, nice to meet ya', Jake from State Farm. Do you want seconds? This NPC has an unlimited amount of this stuff, but she can only serve two cones per player every single day." The sandy haired blonde was so caught up with eating ice cream that he forgot entirely about the quest he was going to take.

Hey, and let's not forget @Piyo. LEAVE NO ROLEPLAYER BEHIND!

WAITING SINCE THURSDAY IS WAY TOO LONG!

As the door creaked open, Vectis turned around and waved at Jakobe with a waffle cone filled with ice cream in his hand, "What took you so long? I was just about to eat it all." The old lady he mentioned stared at Jakobe and then asked Vectis a question, "This your friend young un'?" The blonde nodded and the old lady inspected the extremely tall young man closely. "What flavor would you like?" There were tons of flavors like mint, vanilla, chocolate, taro, durian, potato, barbecue chicken, corn, tomato, chili, cherry, and much much more...

SINCE THURSDAY!

That is way too long, we must put a stop to this at once!

So as a lot of you may know, @B0nse is in pending purgatory, and Mack has been offline for quite a while.

We need a rule to prevent this, any ideas?

*Grabs popcorn to count the amount of deaths from the "Calming The Soul" quest*

What I'm saying is that some people DON'T do the math and some people DON'T prepare. The fourth demon will kill a lightly armored player who grandmastered their weapon skill in about, two to three hits. And then they're gone, no healing item can save them from that. Doing it at lower levels using thorns armor is much safer, in fact, there's almost no chance of death at all if you do it around my level with only 1 perfect piece of equipment (With 2 slots thorns and 1 mitigation).

People doing it whenever they want could get them killed, and we don't want that.

Change Calming The Soul to level 1-5, because when you grandmaster a weapon skill (And reach T2 gear), the damage of the inner demons will be like this.

Dagger

1st: 52

2nd: 69

3rd: 104

4th: 156

One Handed Straight Sword

1st: 36

2nd: 48

3rd: 72

4th: 107

One Handed Curved Sword

1st: 36

2nd:48

3rd:72

4th: 107

Rapier:

1st: 46

2nd: 61

3rd: 91

4th: 137

And let's also not forget how much of a ****storm this is gonna be if Zelrius was still alive and took it.

Dual Blades:

1st: 87

2nd: 117

3rd: 176

4th: 263

And considering he doesn't have any mitigation, that last demon would probably kill him if he rolled a one.

After about an hour and a half of trying to bite on the waffle cone, he succeeded, sort of. He didn't exactly eat it, but at least he killed the inner demon of cheap ice cream... Yay... "Awww! I really wanted to eat the ice cream cone! Damn it, I'll just have to rest for this one before I fight the next demon. Hey, maybe it's going to be the inner demon of nasty ice cream, hah!" Vectis didn't even know this was all in his mind, he legitimately thought he was in the depths of hell and these four doors were his trial to ice cream heaven.

<<Battle Engaged>>

ID# 59049

MD 7

<<Damage>>

Thorns: 7

<<Damage Received>>

Damage: 3

Damage After Mitigation: 1

<<Battle Results>>

Vectis: 12/16 HP, 4/4 NRG

Inner Demon of Cheap Ice Cream (2nd Inner Demon): -2/5 HP, 3 DMG, 2 Mit

Vectis waited for the next attack to arrive, and it did quickly. "Oooww! Just let me eat the waffle cone already!" He kept trying to grab the waffle cone out of the demon's hands, but he failed each time he tried. The demon was amused by his attempts to steal the cone, "Why are you trying to take the cone? Do you really want to try the Death flavor kid?" In truth, he didn't know what Death flavor was at all, it seemed as if he didn't have a lie detector built into his brain at all.

<<Battle Engaged>>

ID# 59048

MD 10

<<Damage>>

Damage: 5

Damage After Mitigation: 1

<<Battle Results>>

Vectis: 13/16 HP, 4/4 NRG

Inner Demon of Cheap Ice Cream (2nd Inner Demon): 5/5 HP, 3 DMG, 2 Mit

He used the same tactic as before, stand still and wait for the demon to attack. "Hey, what flavor is that ice cream cone?" The demon grinned widely and responded, "It's flavor is Death, would you like to try some?" Vectis smiled, "Sure!" His arms extended to the ice cream cone, but instead of having a nice ice cream delicacy placed in his hands, they were stabbed brutally by a waffle cone. "Oooowww! That Death flavor sounds like it's really good!"

<<Battle Engaged>>

ID# 59045

MD 5

<<Damage>>

Damage: Miss

<<Battle Results>>

Vectis: 14/16 HP, 4/4 NRG

Inner Demon of Cheap Ice Cream (2nd Inner Demon): 5/5 HP, 3 DMG, 2 Mit

Vectis came out of the first door that he was in and went into the second, "Wonder what kind of demon it's gonna be this time. Who'd have known that hell was so cool!" He almost forgot that he was in hell, I guess you could say his mind has one 'hell' of a problem, heh. "Fatality, heh..." The ice cream cone he devoured, along with the ice cream, were quite delicious. He opened the second door and saw another demon, "I am the inner demon of cheap ice cream, fight me and prove your worth!" The demon lashed out at him with an ice cream cone, sadly he didn't dodge it.

<<Battle Engaged>>

ID# 59043

MD 9

<<Damage>>

Damage: 3

Damage After Mitigation: 1

<<Battle Results>>

Vectis: 14/16 HP, 4/4 NRG

Inner Demon of Cheap Ice Cream (2nd Inner Demon): 5/5 HP, 3 DMG, 2 Mit

Vectis had the sudden urge to devour the ice cream cone and the contents within it, so he charged up to the demon and chomped down really quickly. "How is this possible? Nooo!!" The demon blew up into free ice cream, and then Vectis ate the remains. "Yumm, now where's the next demon huh? I want some more ice cream!" He could no longer be controlled, when he wanted more ice cream, he gets more ice cream whether it means stealing from the fridge, or stealing from his old drill instructor.

<<Battle Engaged>>

ID# 59039

BD 9

MD 4

<<Damage>>

Damage: 1 [Base] + 3 [Weapon] + 1 [Skill] + 1 [Crit] = 6

Damage After Mitigation: 6 - 1 = 5

<<Battle Results>>

Vectis: 15/16 HP, 4/4 NRG

Inner Demon of Free Ice Cream (1st Inner Demon): -1/4 HP, 3 DMG,1 Mit

Vectis stood still, maybe the inner demon of free ice cream would actually give him some. "How? How did I miss! Well that's not a problem, you'll definitely be hit by this!" The demon pulled out a very sharp ice cream cone with mint ice cream in the back of it. The sandy haired blonde opened his mouth in shock, and ran at the demon, "Free ice CREEAAM!" Unfortunately, Vectis stabbed himself in the abdomen with that ice cream cone, and if this wasn't virtual reality, he'd be dead.

<<Battle Engaged>>

ID# 59036

MD 10

<<Damage>>

Damage: 1

<<Battle Results>>

Vectis: 15/16 HP, 4/4 NRG

Inner Demon of Free Ice Cream (1st Inner Demon): 4/4 HP, 3 DMG

"The free icecream? Well, it's somewhere in this town but I forgot." He held out the map so that Jakobe could see it., and then Vectis had his 'aha' moment. "Oh, looks like it's around here you see..." His finger was pointing to the near bottom of the map, "The free ice cream is in the back of a white house, and an old lady is the vendor. C'mon, let's go!" Vectis started running, and just in case Jakobe got lost, he left behind the map. "Last one there is a rotten egg!" Ah, old people talk. Nobody says 'Last one there is a rotten egg' anymore.

"Huh? Oh, what's up dude!" Vectis turned around and saw Jakobe, who towered above him in height, "Woah, you're super tall!" His focus broke again as an exotic butterfly flew past his shoulder, "Wait, what were we talking about again? Oh right, quests... Uhhh, if I was a quest NPC, I'd be getting some free ice cream by now down at the ummm... Ah crap, I forgot my directions!" He rummaged through his bags and dropped a paper, a quest paper from the bulletin board to be precise. "Oh right, here's my map, now quests NPC's should be uhh... Ah shucks. I forgot."

Vectis closed his eyes, then opened them. Hell on Earth was what he literally saw, "Woah! So this must be heaven. Figured it'd be something like this, now where's all the free ice cream?" Four doors appeared in front of him marking the lair of the demons residing in them. "Oh, so these are the four trials of hell huh? Guess I have to go in them and face my inner demons, that'll be fun." He entered the first door and saw a silhouette of him, it spoke "I am the first demon, your inner demon of free ice cream. Fight me and prove your worth!" Vectis smiled and said, "Okay." He was going to go with the stand still and reflect damage tactic to win the fight.

<<Battle Engaged>>

ID# 59001

MD 2

<<Damage>>

Damage: 0

<<Battle Results>>

Vectis: 16/16 HP, 4/4 NRG

Inner Demon of Free Ice Cream (1st Inner Demon): 4/4 HP