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Asterios

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  1. I will begin slaughtering you mindless cows in about five hours. There's still time to sign up, I ask only that my sacrifices form an orderly line... it makes the whole thing much more enjoyable.

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    2. Kalesh

      Kalesh

      Cow? Well, not to disappoint you, but, uh... 

      *begins to enter a long biology lesson on human anatomy and the differences between males and females, as well as point out that the women aren't going to be lactating in all likelihood.*

    3. XWuZHeAR

      XWuZHeAR

      Just two more hours hope your bringing some splints along

    4. XWuZHeAR

      XWuZHeAR

      *puts on pizza boy delivery outfit* *ceacks fingers* *starts moped* ok now I'm ready to deliver this ass-beating

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