Vectis 0 Posted May 14, 2016 #1 Report Share Posted May 14, 2016 It's been a couple of days since Vectis was kidnapped, that was one hell of a shocker since he got away pretty easily. "Man, next time I see a guy hand out free ice cream, I am definitely not trying the paralysis flavor." TripleC first fed him a glass of cool water, but it turned out to be too cool for school and literally freeze him in place, and then he offered Vectis a poison flavor. "That poison flavor sounded super tasty, it was purple like my other favorite ice cream. Well, guess I can't taste them all can I." Somehow he ended up at the Waterfall of the Sage on the sixth floor, and now the real free ice cream adventure is about to begin. Quote Report Link to post Share on other sites
Vectis 0 Posted May 14, 2016 Author #2 Report Share Posted May 14, 2016 "Cool sign. Looks like it says 'Private property of the sage, please do not read under penalty of law', well oops. I never thought something like this would be my first crime." An old man around his senior age snuck up on Vectis and walloped him on the head, "Young un', why are you violatin' the law and readin' me sign!" Vectis turned around to see a man with a full head of white hair behind him, "Oops, well it's a sign and I really want to read it." The elder slightly chuckled, "You wanna know what a sign is? This is you bloody [censored]." Suddenly, a bolt of thunder struck down on Vectis and parlayed him again, "Alright then, this punishment is good enough. The only thing you can do now is meditate and think of what you did wrong." Stats Spoiler Level: 4 Hp: 16 E: 4 DMG: 5 Eva: 0 Mit: 9 Thorns: 7 Equipment: Umbra (+9 Mit, +7 Thorns) Ahiru (+3 DMG) Battle Ready Inventory: N/A Skills: Dagger (R1) Concentration Quote Report Link to post Share on other sites
Vectis 0 Posted May 14, 2016 Author #3 Report Share Posted May 14, 2016 (edited) Vectis closed his eyes, then opened them. Hell on Earth was what he literally saw, "Woah! So this must be heaven. Figured it'd be something like this, now where's all the free ice cream?" Four doors appeared in front of him marking the lair of the demons residing in them. "Oh, so these are the four trials of hell huh? Guess I have to go in them and face my inner demons, that'll be fun." He entered the first door and saw a silhouette of him, it spoke "I am the first demon, your inner demon of free ice cream. Fight me and prove your worth!" Vectis smiled and said, "Okay." He was going to go with the stand still and reflect damage tactic to win the fight. <<Battle Engaged>> ID# 59001 MD 2 <<Damage>> Damage: 0 <<Battle Results>> Vectis: 16/16 HP, 4/4 NRG Inner Demon of Free Ice Cream (1st Inner Demon): 4/4 HP Edited May 14, 2016 by Vectis Quote Report Link to post Share on other sites
Vectis 0 Posted May 15, 2016 Author #4 Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 (edited) Vectis stood still, maybe the inner demon of free ice cream would actually give him some. "How? How did I miss! Well that's not a problem, you'll definitely be hit by this!" The demon pulled out a very sharp ice cream cone with mint ice cream in the back of it. The sandy haired blonde opened his mouth in shock, and ran at the demon, "Free ice CREEAAM!" Unfortunately, Vectis stabbed himself in the abdomen with that ice cream cone, and if this wasn't virtual reality, he'd be dead. <<Battle Engaged>> ID# 59036 MD 10 <<Damage>> Damage: 1 <<Battle Results>> Vectis: 15/16 HP, 4/4 NRG Inner Demon of Free Ice Cream (1st Inner Demon): 4/4 HP, 3 DMG Edited May 15, 2016 by Vectis Quote Report Link to post Share on other sites
Vectis 0 Posted May 15, 2016 Author #5 Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 (edited) Vectis had the sudden urge to devour the ice cream cone and the contents within it, so he charged up to the demon and chomped down really quickly. "How is this possible? Nooo!!" The demon blew up into free ice cream, and then Vectis ate the remains. "Yumm, now where's the next demon huh? I want some more ice cream!" He could no longer be controlled, when he wanted more ice cream, he gets more ice cream whether it means stealing from the fridge, or stealing from his old drill instructor. <<Battle Engaged>> ID# 59039 BD 9 MD 4 <<Damage>> Damage: 1 [Base] + 3 [Weapon] + 1 [Skill] + 1 [Crit] = 6 Damage After Mitigation: 6 - 1 = 5 <<Battle Results>> Vectis: 15/16 HP, 4/4 NRG Inner Demon of Free Ice Cream (1st Inner Demon): -1/4 HP, 3 DMG,1 Mit Edited May 15, 2016 by Vectis Quote Report Link to post Share on other sites
Vectis 0 Posted May 15, 2016 Author #6 Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 (edited) Vectis came out of the first door that he was in and went into the second, "Wonder what kind of demon it's gonna be this time. Who'd have known that hell was so cool!" He almost forgot that he was in hell, I guess you could say his mind has one 'hell' of a problem, heh. "Fatality, heh..." The ice cream cone he devoured, along with the ice cream, were quite delicious. He opened the second door and saw another demon, "I am the inner demon of cheap ice cream, fight me and prove your worth!" The demon lashed out at him with an ice cream cone, sadly he didn't dodge it. <<Battle Engaged>> ID# 59043 MD 9 <<Damage>> Damage: 3 Damage After Mitigation: 1 <<Battle Results>> Vectis: 14/16 HP, 4/4 NRG Inner Demon of Cheap Ice Cream (2nd Inner Demon): 5/5 HP, 3 DMG, 2 Mit Edited May 15, 2016 by Vectis Quote Report Link to post Share on other sites
Vectis 0 Posted May 15, 2016 Author #7 Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 (edited) He used the same tactic as before, stand still and wait for the demon to attack. "Hey, what flavor is that ice cream cone?" The demon grinned widely and responded, "It's flavor is Death, would you like to try some?" Vectis smiled, "Sure!" His arms extended to the ice cream cone, but instead of having a nice ice cream delicacy placed in his hands, they were stabbed brutally by a waffle cone. "Oooowww! That Death flavor sounds like it's really good!" <<Battle Engaged>> ID# 59045 MD 5 <<Damage>> Damage: Miss <<Battle Results>> Vectis: 14/16 HP, 4/4 NRG Inner Demon of Cheap Ice Cream (2nd Inner Demon): 5/5 HP, 3 DMG, 2 Mit Edited May 15, 2016 by Vectis Quote Report Link to post Share on other sites
Vectis 0 Posted May 15, 2016 Author #8 Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 (edited) Vectis waited for the next attack to arrive, and it did quickly. "Oooww! Just let me eat the waffle cone already!" He kept trying to grab the waffle cone out of the demon's hands, but he failed each time he tried. The demon was amused by his attempts to steal the cone, "Why are you trying to take the cone? Do you really want to try the Death flavor kid?" In truth, he didn't know what Death flavor was at all, it seemed as if he didn't have a lie detector built into his brain at all. <<Battle Engaged>> ID# 59048 MD 10 <<Damage>> Damage: 5 Damage After Mitigation: 1 <<Battle Results>> Vectis: 13/16 HP, 4/4 NRG Inner Demon of Cheap Ice Cream (2nd Inner Demon): 5/5 HP, 3 DMG, 2 Mit Edited May 15, 2016 by Vectis Quote Report Link to post Share on other sites
Vectis 0 Posted May 15, 2016 Author #9 Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 (edited) After about an hour and a half of trying to bite on the waffle cone, he succeeded, sort of. He didn't exactly eat it, but at least he killed the inner demon of cheap ice cream... Yay... "Awww! I really wanted to eat the ice cream cone! Damn it, I'll just have to rest for this one before I fight the next demon. Hey, maybe it's going to be the inner demon of nasty ice cream, hah!" Vectis didn't even know this was all in his mind, he legitimately thought he was in the depths of hell and these four doors were his trial to ice cream heaven. <<Battle Engaged>> ID# 59049 MD 7 <<Damage>> Thorns: 7 <<Damage Received>> Damage: 3 Damage After Mitigation: 1 <<Battle Results>> Vectis: 12/16 HP, 4/4 NRG Inner Demon of Cheap Ice Cream (2nd Inner Demon): -2/5 HP, 3 DMG, 2 Mit Edited May 15, 2016 by Vectis Quote Report Link to post Share on other sites
Vectis 0 Posted June 11, 2016 Author #10 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 (edited) He sat impatiently waiting for his health to recover, "My friends used to say something about breathing! They said it helped you recover after a long fight. HEEEEE! HAAAWWW!" Vectis breathed in obnoxiously, enough to annoy an inanimate object; the door to the third demon. "Shut the hell up! You sound like a damn seesaw!" The sandy blonde laughed, "Ha ha! That's what my uncle said when I plunged that spoon through my arm!" Vectis: 15/16 HP, 4/4 NRG Edited June 11, 2016 by Vectis Quote Report Link to post Share on other sites
Vectis 0 Posted June 11, 2016 Author #11 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 (edited) Vectis opened the doors to the third trial, the inner demon of expensive ice cream. The demon turned around and stared at him, it had chocolate chips for eyes, "Hello... You must be looking for the free ice cream man." He nodded his head, "YEAH! HOW THE HECK DID YOU KNOW?!?! Are you like, a mind reader or something!?!" Already the demon face palmed, "You know, my friends told me about you. They said you're a [censored] dumbass and you know what. They weren't wrong. Now how about we settle this easily by letting me kill you." <<Battle Engaged>> ID# 61359 MD 1 <<Battle Results>> Vectis: 15/16 HP, 4/4 NRG Inner Demon of Expensive Ice Cream (3rd Inner Demon): 8/8 HP, 4 DMG, 2 MIT Edited June 11, 2016 by Vectis Quote Report Link to post Share on other sites
Vectis 0 Posted June 11, 2016 Author #12 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 (edited) "Da ha ha ha ha ha! I'm a clumsy sponge!" He accidentally used a sword art on the inner demon of expensive ice cream, whoops. At least now he could go on to the final demon in the front line. Vectis wondered where the dead demons went to after they died, I mean he was in the pits of hell after all, is there like an after after life? "I wonder what the next D-Mon on the front-line is gonna be, maybe his ice cream cone will have some vanilla ice cream in it." <<Battle Engaged>> ID# 61360 BD 10 <<Damage>> Sword Art: 10 <<Damage After Mitigation>> Damage: 8 <<Battle Results>> Vectis: 15/16 HP, 2/4 NRG Inner Demon of Expensive Ice Cream (3rd Inner Demon): 0/8 HP, 4 DMG, 2 MIT Edited July 16, 2016 by Vectis Quote Report Link to post Share on other sites
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