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[Mari 1]

Mari couldn’t help but pause, seeing someone standing on a large rock - talking very loudly to an audience of… She couldn’t help but laugh. Boars. He had a bunch of boars tied up and forced to sit and watch. Even birds? The birds were tied to rocks, which were tied to their feet - and a ribbon was wrapped around their torso, so they couldn’t flap and fly around. Most of the birds seemed to be asleep. Some were literally lying on their sides. What the hell is happening? After all the chaos she had been experiencing lately, maybe this would be nice.

As Mari drew closer she saw the ever dangerous warning of an orange cursor. There sure were a lot of them lately. Was there an uptick in Pkers during her time in prison? Or were they simply more active now? Less inclined to hide away in the shadows. There was another here too, a lack of cursor indicated he was an NPC - a typical farmer. Similar to the ones she and Lancaster had fought that one time. He was also bound, and hand duct tape over his mouth, on the duct tape a happy face was drawn.
 

What the absolute fuck

The man stood tall and proud, wearing a pristine and neatly pressed tailored suit. Definitely didn’t seem like much of a fighter. He wore a black tophat with a deep red ribbon around its base. Finally; perhaps the most striking of all - a porcelain mask with a hand painted smile on it. He’s an absolute loon.

He was holding what looked like gilded playing cards? He had taken a bow. Oh…Mari must have just missed some kind of speech. The woman clapped loudly as she drew closer, rounding the scene from behind him. Then, without missing a beat Mari climbed onto one of the boars backs, as though it were a chair.

“It’s been a long time since I’ve seen a good show.”

Maybe this wouldn’t be so bad. She could use a good laugh. She knew someone else who could use one too.
Mari threw a message to Lancaster; telling him that she was about to sit and watch a strange magician with a smiley mask do some tricks. Almost as soon as she had sent the message off. She got a response.
 

 

Quote

To: Mari
From:Lancaster
Subject: Re:
Laugh at every single one of his jokes. Even if they aren't funny.

The woman blinked...that was quick. She was about to reply back but the little bird next to her started coo-ing loudly. 

"Oh..." Mari tried to push it back to a standing position but it immediately fell down again. She did this another three times before giving up. It was doomed to live the rest of today apathetically sitting on its side.

 

 

<<Assist System Engaged>>
Level: 1
Paragon: 0
Tier: 1
True Tier: 11 
EXP BONUS 5%

Mari | HP: 30/30 | EN: 25/25 | DMG: 12 | MIT:26 | ACC:5 | AA | EVA:4 | BH:2 | BLI: 8/-5 | ENV-O: 8 | PARA-V | LD:1

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Name: Mari True Tier: 11 Level: 1 Paragon Level: 0 HP: 30/30 EN: 25/25 Stats: Damage: 12 Mitigation: 26 Accuracy: 5 Evasion: 4 Battle Healing: 2 Loot Die: 1 Stealth Rating: 5 AA BLI: 8/-5 ENV-O: 8 PARA-V Equipped Gear: Weapon/Armor/Trinket: - Paralytic Contagion | T4 | Absolute ACC I | Paralytic Venom I | Envenom OFF I | Blight I Armor/Trinket: - Infernal Shadow-Redemption | T4 | EVA III | MIT I Shield/Armor/Trinket: - Glasses | T1 | ACC III Combat Mastery: - Combat Mastery: Damage R3 Combat Shift: - AOE Shift Familiar Skill: - Rending Familiar Custom Skill: - Skills: - Battle Healing R5 - Charge - Cloth Armor R5 - Energist - Polearm R5 Extra Skills: - Survival - Hiding R5 - First Aid R3 Inactive Extra Skills: Addons: - Focus - Nimble - Precision - Resolve - Stamina Mods: - Athletics - Night Vision - Surpise Attack: Trickster - Untraceable - Vanish Inactive Mods: Battle Ready Inventory: Housing Buffs: - Storage Closet: +1 Battle Ready Inventory Slot - Dining Room: Turn 2 identical food items (same quality, tier, & enhancements) into a Lesser Feast. A Lesser Feast contains 4 portions of the food items sacrificed. Lesser Feasts created this way cannot be used outside of the thread they are created. Limit 1 item created per thread. - Living Room: Increases out of combatHP regen by (5 * Tier HP) and decreases full energy regen to 2 Out of Combat Posts. - Basement: Gain +1 to LD, Stealth Rating, Stealth Detection, or Prosperity to one post in a thread. Can be applied after a roll - Master Bedroom: -1 energy cost for the first three expenditures of each combat - Master Bathroom: The first time you would suffer DoT damage in a thread, reduce damage taken from DoT each turn by 25% (rounded down) - Ornate Fishing Pond: +2 Fishing EXP per Attempt and additional +1 LD & CD to fishing attempts. - Mega Slime Farm: +10% EXP to a thread. Limit one use per month. Must be used on a player's first post in a thread. Cooldown begins counting down when used in a post. Guild Hall Buffs: Scents of the Wild Totem: Wedding Ring: Crafting Profession: - Alchemist[exp] R Gathering Profession: - Fishing[99exp] R2

 

 

 

Edited 8 hours ago by Mari