Raissuh

*kicks away* Have you finished it yet?

Amen brotha.

A question. Is that Grand Chariot in you little thumbnail thing?

Seldom found in man.

Ooooooh. I know. You missed your target!

I do not believe so.

Breaking News:

After the tragic death game known as Sword Art Online was finally shut down and the players were free if the virtual prison, a new issue has sprung up. Several dozen former players have died from... *shuffle* ... allergies. They had grown accustomed to eating various foods and forgot just what they were allergic to. This is a truly terrible day for the world. Kayaba is still killing even after his own death.

It would be tragic if someone got used to eaten sometging like that, and then left Aincrad and accidentally ate it, leading to a swift death.

Interesting.

Who has heard this song? By Taylor Swift, Love Story.

I like the appearance of this update. Short, sweet, and different.

Over there.

The word of the day.

"Facepalm"

Nay, for I had bled into the fountain. When I drank its tainted waters, I became a walking Fountain of Youth. Indeed, I can grant immortality. Just ask.

We battled for many hours, and I barely made it out alive.

But anyways, I did find the fountain. And it was glorious. Until my dead crew came back and attempted to get revenge.

I searched for years, but always ended up going in the wrong direction. It was probably because Jeff was the map guy.

Sadly, me crew mates all bit the bullet. From my gun. Why would I share immortality?

But we did not care. Nay, we sought the Fountain with a fiery passion. One that could not be quenched.

Welcome, Rusty! I believe I did see ye too. Anywho, we had found El Dorado, the City of Gold.

The treasure was indeed the Fountain of Youth.

The treasure that lasted forever, and would make us last, too.

We sailed the seas, enjoying the breeze, and searched for a treasure.

There was Jeff, Skully, and Bunham too.