Klick

Klick kept trying and trying to not get slapped but that last one was really embarrassing. He was getting annoyed with this fight, and all fights to be honest. every time the monster gets low hp, it started dodging everything and could not even hit him. But when it did hit him, it crited which made it really painful. It was a stupid land shark and klick wished he had magic so he could blow it out of the sky with a super mega inferno ball of lava beam cannon.

Again the shark flew at klick and tried to slap him with its tail but klick blocked it expertly with his shield of American steel

Klick flew threw several sand dunes. If this was a running gag, it would be a very bad one and klick would not be able to "Sand" for this. Get it, sand... well back to work. Klick slowly made it to his feet and looked up at ping. he felt annoyed that she was not helping like he wanted her too. By helping he meant giving him openings. he did not want to work for his self so he wanted the Sylph to do all the work for him. To bad that was not how it worked.

The shark knew that and took the top to slap Klick again, only this time Klick managed to block some of the slapping power with his shield. IT still hurt though

The sand shark was underground again and it charged forward at Klick. Klick, being smart, did not move as he was sure that the shark would not move him. In fact he was so sure that he did not move thus enforcing his point. Ping did move for she did not want to die. She was smart because she did not act like an idiot and wait for the thing to attack her. Now everyone knows who the smart one was in the duo.

Ping did not get hit but Klick got decked in the face by a leaping tail. It looked painful too, and very fishy. Klick got up and tried to strike back but the stupid shark of sand was too fast for him.

Klick fell off the sand shark because it was a wiggle master (gotta shake them off... SAO). He tried really hard to not fall into the sand face first but he did and thus he was not very happy about it either. He took a deep breath after freeing his head and saw that the shark's tail was coming for him. It was man mode all the way. Klick held out his shield and perfectly blocked the tail but flew into another sand dune.

Klick dug his self out of the sand and ran too the sand shark to stab it but it burrowed under the ground.

Focus 2

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Klick flew through the air and slammed into a sand dune. After squirming for a good minute. He pulled his self out and looked at the shark. It still did not go underground so well, he just had to try again. He raised his spear and charged forward at the oversize sand shark. Though he did not know if it was really oversize, he felt it was big enough to be offended by the comment and thus he used the comment with pride and focus.

It did not help because the oversize sand shark flopped around too much and avoided being hit while missing Klick.

The beast was weakening as it struggled to dig back into the sand. Yet again, Klick had a chance to strike it hard and fast. All he had to do was dodge the next attack and strike with vigor. Ping took to the skies to support with gravity why Klick leaped through the sand like a gazelle that was fat and needed to stop pretending to be a gazelle. In his defense, he was pretty heavy. The shark got its grip in the ground and was ready to respond.

Klick ran up to the land shark and got slapped around. Then he lunged his spear but the Shark slapped him again.

Klick wiped the sand off of his armor as rose to his feet. Ping circled around him and the sand shark was slowly sinking back into the sand. Klick watched it, wishing he could throw his spear and stab it in the eye but sadly that would not be allowed. Well he could throw his weapon, but it would not come back and he could not have that. He sigh and held his ground. Hopefully he could score another critical hit and if not, hopefully he could hurt the darn thing.

The shark appeared under him and bit his leg. Then it started dragging him through the sand. Klick stabbed the creature in the face.

The sand shark Roared as it's taste buds where filled with the iron taste of blood and gore and american steel made through a Japanese game. Now some might think that it would end such a beast but it was a glutton for punishment and punishment was what Klick and ping was going to give it. No easy meal for that sand shark. Klick jumped out of the mouth. Well really he flew out because of the shear force of the roar. Then he landed into the sand but this time it was not face first.

The shark swam up to klick and tried to munch him but Klick blocked with his shield and used that to pull his self out of the sand. then he tried to stab but the shark spat him out.

Focus 2

The lesson Klick and the shark learned was to never yolo again cause it does not work. Plus the shark will live multiple times as it is coded and will respond. Klick will not live multiple times. It was not really fair. The shark started circling Klick, creating a suction of sand to the center. Klick struggle to get out but the pull was too strong and he sunk waist deep into the sand pit of doom...

The shark then leaped out of the ground and Ate Klick. Ping, moving at the speed of chime, punched the creatures tail, thus stopping it from going under. Then Klick stabbed the tongue. through his cheeky play.

Klick flew through a sand dune and bounced into another one. Again his legs were flailing as he tried to rock his self out of the sand. It was pretty funny thus why the Ping, who did not go near the creature, was chiming... far away so Klick could not hear her. Klick eventually pulled his self out and now the sand shark was no where to be seen. It did not help that sand probably got into his eyes... but he got over it through the magic of not giving a pluck.
Yolo

However the sand shark was like screw your yolo and yolo even harder as it surfaced trying to bite klick but Klick dodge it and yolo with his spear. The sand shark dodged that too. What did we learn today kids?

ID# 43788 results:

Battle: 2

Craft: 4

Loot: 1

MOB: 3

Focus 4

Super effective or not the beast cried as it plunged on the ground. It thrashed about for a minute instead of going straight underground. Klick and ping saw this as their shot. The beast was weakening and thus they had to do what they could before it became angry. Klick readied his spear and ran forward why Ping took the charge and darted to the giant sand shark monster thing of death. Klick used Focus

As klick got closer the sand shark flopped into the air and thrashed over Klick. He managed to parry one or two of the attacks but the over all thing was that it was bigger and badder thus Klick failed to stab it.

Klick really hated when he stunned something and misses the chance for a free it. It was embarrassing really, especially now that he was face first into a dune of burning hot sand and the sand shark was probably ready to but his buttocks. He pulled his head out and heard his little friend chiming. He turned to her reminding her of a certain sylph buried in the sand not to long ago. She whistled before pinging again to the lump of sand.

The sand shark leaped into the air but Klick managed to parry with his shield. Klick tried to counter but the force he needed to keep the shark sliding above him on his shield was too strong and when he lunged his spear, he missed.

The shark's jaws snapped closed as it flailed around. Then it got quiet. But it was not dead. not yet at least. Blood was dripping from its face and its eyes watched Klick as he dug his self out of the sand. Klick Climbed on top of the beast and walked along its head. He wanted to strike something new in hopes of finding another weak spot. Who knows, maybe it's back was very soft.

Klick raised his spear and slammed it down however before it made contact, the shark started flailing around again and threw Klick off of it. Klick was really upset too. How could it do that...

Focus 2

The beast squirm pulling itself off the spear Then it burrowed into the sand and roared sending tremors throughout the desert. Ping did not feel them cause she was flying but Klick was struggling to keep his feet. The sand was already loose from the creatures constant burrowing and now the extra vibrations was causing him to sink into the sand. The reason for this is that when you shake a mixture. The denser objects sink to the bottom why the less denser objects rise to the top. Its physics magic.

The beast's mouth rose out of the sand and started draining the sand from the desert and sucking in Klick. Klick jumped into the air, smacking his shield against the shark and then stabbing it in the face.  Ping swooped down and kicked the upper portion of the snout.

Then the creature opened up and Klick and ping jumped out before the creature could burrow back into the sand. Ping shook off the sand, chimed and pinged, and then took flight. Klick sighed but held up his shield. He wanted her to be more careful but he did not know how his self. This creature was always underground unless he paralyzed it, which was random as he did not know where its weak points where. Except for its eye but come on... how lucky would he have to be to hit the eye again.

The sand shark jumped and attempted to bite Klick but klicked avoided the attack but slamming his shield in its face. As the creature slide across his shield, Ping flew in hammering it down. Then Klick struck in the side.

Klick scrambled to his feet, picking up his weapon and letting the sand pour out of his armor. He looked around, searching for Ping, She dived right into the sand and was probably helpless right now. He called for her multiple times with no response. It also did not help that she was so small too. Then he heard a quiet ringing followed by a ping. He gasped and followed the sound. He did not have time to wait because the creature was coming back. He used Focus!

Klick saw some tiny legs flailing around. He called for her and then a giant hill of sand casted a shadow over him. Klick ran and ran. Then he dived dodge the first snap of teeth and scooped up Ping. Then he creature engulfed Klick in one bite, crushing him. Klick screamed and jabbed his spear, slicing up the creatures mouth.

The creature curled up, pulling its now bleeding eye away from the spear so that the spear was not causing intense and horrible pain. Klick jumped back thinking the creature was going to thrash or react but the creature just stopped moving. Klick felt his eyes adjust signaling that his focus ability was about to be off cooldown. Ping flew around over the creature looking for a place to strike it. Overall they both just decided to hit something else soft, like the other eye.

Ping flew high into the sky before coming down like a rock to strike the sand shark. The shark started trashing again and splashed out of the way at the last second. Klick dived to stab the beast but it already burrowed into the sand.

Sand mixed with sand shark blood poured into Klick's armor as he struggle to pull himself from underneath the beast. This was a crazy beast. ping flew over to him circling him and verifying he was not broken. She chimed then pinged. Klick nodded and pulled his spear out. He jogged to its head and looked the creature in the eye. He searched for a good place to strike it in hopes to limit its ability to hide underground. sadly he did not have a lot of options.

Without a better place to strike, ping ram the creature, forcing it to open its eye and then Klick stabbed it in the eyeball. Ouch.

Klick pulled his weapon out in time to watch the creature start thrashing again. It roared and threw up a ton of sand which hid its movements. The ground tremor and when the sand cleared, the creature was gone. Klick moaned and armed his spear. Ping kept flying looking around. she was confused from the lack of direction. She did not want to return to Klick and rest but she did not like just standing in one place. The choices where real, to her.

The sand shark leaped out of the ground, blocking out the sun. Klick cursed several times as he ran to avoid getting flatten. However he was too slow and got caught on the edge. As the beast landed  he struck it the side.

Blood seeped from the oversize fish's head. It thrashed around to be rid of the spear, flinging klick everywhere because he refused to let go of his weapon. Then the sand shark started to jerk for short increments. Then it jerked once here and there. Finally it just stopped moving. Klick pulled out his spear and backed away slowly. He was building up a sweat despite the fact that the battled just started.

Since there was not better time then now to strike, Klick charged in along with ping and together they struck the beast. Klick also managed to pull out his weapon before the sand shark could move.

The thing was freaking huge. Klick wondered if he should have brought a party or something. He looked at his health bar. Lucky for him his battle regen kicked in but he would not get that lucky every time. He had to be smart about this fight. He had to counter properly and use his shield. He had to know his opponent, he had to be a his opponent. He had to... find his opponent. Crap...

Suddenly a giant ball of sand rose out of the ground and charged at Klick with full force. Klick blocked it with his shield. Ping struck the boss in the head, stopping it in its place and then Klick stabbed it in the face with his spear.