Carambit

How to wake up with Carambit.

1) Hear alarm go off in the morning, and hear it distantly behind you, indicating you are on the far side of your bed.
2) Roll over at full speed to get to the other side of the bed faster.
3) Discover you were incorrect in assuming step 1.
4) Smash face on bedside drawers and crash into floor, sustaining gnarly carpet burn.
5) Shamefully pick self up off of floor and carry on.

Turns out I had turned that one alarm I had selected down in volume. And therefore when I woke up it sounded further away, but was just quieter.