I can't decide if a bacon towel would be amazing or not. On one hand, you're wrapping yourself in bacon. On the other hand, you'll be replacing water with bacon grease. Though depending on who you ask, that might even be a good thing.
I keep telling myself the same thing. Of course the alternative is I'll just learn to never sleep again. That would be ideal, if only it wouldn't actually cause death.
I used to not sleep. I'll be honest. But then I realized that at some point I need to function well at work. Or something silly like that. So I begrudgingly do it occasionally.