Vectis

What do you think of the mysterious merchant guy (As a character in SAO!) from Resident Evil?

I like it! Tsundere guys are the best, yeah!

Ah, nevermind. Now let's go kill that free ice cream guy!

Are you Jakobe?

I'd be down! But you gotta rescue me from the free ice cream man, I sorta got into a tight situation.

You're in the "middle" of "something else" eh? What is it?

Don't trust people with white horses. So, want to save me and get some free ice cream? I'm a bit hungry right now in this dark room.

If you read all of it, you might find a hidden dirty joke. It has to do with a typo, "Mind" = "Mean"

Want to read it?

Well, we're down about...

*Grabs popcorn and book*

Three frontliners, Azide, Zelrius, and Ssendom. Tristan Delaney quit and so did Flints, and don't forget Kiru too. Everyone in the Azure Brigade either quit or died except for Manta Gaul who is still living and well. Opal is actually a Laughing Coffin guild member and destroyed the Azure Brigade with her katana, and now KoB supremacy is a thing. Also, Lowenthal and Shizuka retired from the front lines, they also both joined KoB. Ariel is now the greatest tailor in Aincrad, Macradon is the greatest blacksmith in Aincrad, the two unique skills Dual Blades and Berserker are up for grabs, Takao is now level fifty something, Calrex is the highest leveled player, Daeron is dead, some random noob who fought a boar is dead, a lot of new quests have been released, we are on the sixteenth floor, Mack is the vice commander of KoB and he also became a game master. Zero likes traps and lolis, he wishes for his own personal harem, Shirien likes to wear hoods, Saber from Fate officially joined this site, Mack's bet is a big bear, Helios might quit the sight, Oikawa is now a PK'er, there are now monthly boss fights that give good rewards for the noobies to catch up with the front-liners, Jomei stepped down from PST, Takao stepped down from PST, death reimbursement might be a thing, as of currently there are no male healers (Except for Hydra), how cliche. There are a very few amount of female characters (And actual females) on this site, turns out there is actually a newsletter that you're supposed to get, Creius is back, Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders have officially joined this website. Treasure chests are gone, Mari quit, Teayre is less active, Calrex is less active, the forums is less active now as a whole. There are more people below level 25 now than ever, a lot of people are losing interest in the site, and turns out staff can't retroactively enforce rules.

There's more I can tell you, but my brain can't hold all that information.

Please ignore the grammar mistakes, I am obviouskly not typing with my eyes closed

Before I answer, you need to answer these questions:

How many wheels do you have?

How fast do you drive?

How strong is your cannon?

How many guns do you have?

How many missiles can you fire at once?

How many seats are inside you?

Awesome, want to do the <<Worn Out Welcome>> quest? You need the armor starting off, so I'll tank the hits of the elf.

Mind working together as SAO buddies?

Like Kirito and Klein?

(Vectis really needs friends)

Right now I'm squishier than jello, so you guys will need to wait a bit.

Darn, wish I could join.

WOOOOHOOOO!!!

Invite me along too!

If there's one thing you should put on your head, it should be a facehugger beanie.

I didn't notice that, I guess I have no braino

I'd like a large crappy meal with a side of hater tots!

(Bad item)

Have no fear, Ducker is here! (Sort of).

NENENENE!

Want to do Worn Out Welcome though?

Ah, sorry, gonna have to say no. Seems like the thread would take too long if we had three.

Alright! I'll shoot you up a PM when I'm done making the thread.