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  1. Jackpot

    Jackpot's Motherlode

    Name: Skin-Hardening Loaf Your Profession: Merchant Your Rank: 3 Acquisition Roll ID: 127982 Identification Roll ID: 130897 | LD7 = MIT Item Type: Snack Tier: 1 Quality: Uncommon Enhancements: MIT Description: "Be careful with this one. Have too many, and your skin will stay like that." Post Link: http://www.sao-rpg.com/topic/18214-f10-r3-merchant-youve-hit-the-jackpot/?do=findComment&comment=589325 Name: Antidote Your Profession: Merchant Your Rank: 3 Acquisition Roll ID: 127982 Identification Roll ID: 130898 | LD1 = Antidote Item Type: Salve Tier: 1 Quality: Uncommon Enhancements: Antidote Description: Antidote. Post Link: http://www.sao-rpg.com/topic/18214-f10-r3-merchant-youve-hit-the-jackpot/?do=findComment&comment=589325 Name: Mythic Jacket Your Profession: Merchant Your Rank: 3 Acquisition Roll ID: 129850 Identification Roll ID: 130899 | LD1 = Regen 130899 | LD13 = MIT 130899 | LD9 = Light Momentum Item Type: Light Armor Tier: 1 Quality: Perfect Enhancements: MIT | Regen | Light Momentum Description: "A black leather jacket with red trim along the collar and sleeves." Post Link: http://www.sao-rpg.com/topic/18214-f10-r3-merchant-youve-hit-the-jackpot/?do=findComment&comment=589325 Name: Stupid Axe 1 Your Profession: Merchant Your Rank: 3 Acquisition Roll ID: 130350 Identification Roll ID: 130902 | LD10 = Bleed 130903 | LD20 = ACC Item Type: Two-Handed Battle Axe Tier: 2 Quality: Rare Enhancements: ACC | Bleed Description: It's a stupid axe. Post Link: http://www.sao-rpg.com/topic/18214-f10-r3-merchant-youve-hit-the-jackpot/?do=findComment&comment=589325 Name: Stupid Axe 2 Your Profession: Merchant Your Rank: 3 Acquisition Roll ID: 130350 Identification Roll ID: 130904 | LD16 = ACC 130905 | LD13 = Bleed Item Type: Two-Handed Battle Axe Tier: 2 Quality: Rare Enhancements: ACC | Bleed Description: It's a stupid axe. Post Link: http://www.sao-rpg.com/topic/18214-f10-r3-merchant-youve-hit-the-jackpot/?do=findComment&comment=589325 Name: Chaos Eater Your Profession: Merchant Your Rank: 3 Acquisition Roll ID: 130350 Identification Roll ID: 130906 | LD19 = DMG or ACC 130907 | LD13 = Bleed or Paralyze Item Type: Two-Handed Battle Axe Tier: 2 Quality: Rare Enhancements: ACC | Bleed Description: "I was angry with my friend: I told my wrath, my wrath did end. I was angry with my foe: I told it not, my wrath did grow." Post Link: http://www.sao-rpg.com/topic/18214-f10-r3-merchant-youve-hit-the-jackpot/?do=findComment&comment=589325
  2. Next, for something a tad trickier. Identification time. Why? Because he had an obligation. One that he had not realized the magnitude of when he had started down this road. One he didn't want anymore. But an obligation nonetheless. He would provide for the people of Aincrad a service that few did. For better or worse, he was their man. Is that enough filler? Oh, keep going? Alright. For he was a man of the people. Born to do it. It was his destiny. Nothing could stand between him and his unrelenting desire to give something back to the community that had shunned him for so long. Such was the way of the wriggling worm. Right, that ought to be enough. + 42 EXP
  3. Seemed that Jackpot had some work that had piled up. It would probably be a good thing if he did some of that. Probably. The first thing that seemed to make sense was processing the Junk Sales. He tallied everything up. 2 Rares from Koga. 300 to koga out of 400 22 Uncommons, and 9 Rares from Yukiro. 3000 to yukiro out of 4000 Perfect. That meant 4400 col to be sent from Cardinal itself. But how much would Jackpot get to keep for himself? A measly 1100. Curses. Looked like he wouldn't be making much money that way. But it was better than nothing. + 33 EXP
  4. Jackpot had two things to send. First, he sent a '19 Halloween Sticker to @Bahr Next, he sent back the shield that @Dederick had let him borrow, Inferno Guardian. (Thorns | Thorns | Fireproof)
  5. Jackpot

    Jackpot's Motherlode

    Name: Jack's Robes of Remorse Item Type: Light Armor Tier: N/A Quality: Perfect Enhancements: Flame Aura | EVA | Cursed Description: "Into the abyss, thee shall go. A tale of sorrow than none shall know." Post Link: http://www.sao-rpg.com/topic/18213-event-f1halloween-event-19-something-wicked-this-way-comes/?do=findComment&comment=587289
  6. Huh. It sure was convenient that Jackpot was in the tent when he got the message, because he ventured a guess that he never would have had the balls to return to this hellhole for a second time. Since he was still around, though, might as well check out the goods. What was that weapon? What a gross amalgamation of utter wrongness. That wouldn't do. Heavy armor? Who actually wears that stuff willingly? It was heavy and clanky, and... unpleasant in virtually ever sense of the word. He could hardly bring himself to look at it, much less wear it. Oh? Ohhh. What was that? What a sensible piece of light armor. Fashionable, lightweight, and with decent enhancements. "Yeah, I'll take this one. Oh, and I wanted to turn in these Achievement Points for a Halloween Sticker. And a Ghost Treat, too!" The clown behind the stand grumbled in response to Jackpot's enthusiasm, but nonetheless retrieved what he had requested and laid them out for Jackpot. Once he had stuffed them away in his inventory, he noticed the clown was still... staring at him. "Yeeaaahhh... Bye now." What a creep. "HP Restored (Self)" Achievement Point spent "HP Restored in a Thread" Achievement Point spent "Consumables Used" Achievement Point spent Halloween Sticker acquired. Jack's Robes of Remorse (Light Armor - Flame Aura | Evasion | Cursed) acquired. Ghost Treat acquired.
  7. Jackpot

    [F01 - EVENT] Last Chance

    THREAD COMPLETED Thread net gains: 1050 col (2) T1 Materials (2) T1 Rare Trinkets [ID: 128637, ID: 129514] (1) T1 Perfect Trinket [ID: 128635A] (1) T1 Perfect Weapon [ID: 128635B] Thread results: Zombies Killed: 3 Zombies Last-Hitted: 3 Critical Failures: 0 Critical Evasions: 0 HP Restored (Self): 175 ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! HP Restored in a Thread: 175 ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! Comsumables Used: 37 ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
  8. Jackpot

    [F01 - EVENT] Last Chance

    But then there was the matter of all of these consumables that he had bought for the event but never used. They were disgusting, but something told Jackpot that they would be useless the moment he left the tent. He had already spent the money on them, so why not have himself a gross feast of energy drinks, sub-par funnel cakes and cider? He opened up his inventory and materialized each and every last consumable he had bought during the event's duration. By the time he had finished, his stomach was protruding, he felt fat, lethargic, and had absolutely no desire to do much of anything. Nauseous, too. It seemed that the items didn't mix well in one's stomach. Which was odd, because Jackpot had always envisioned food items in Aincrad as being nothing more than data. Could they actually fill his stomach? He had never eaten enough in the past to find out. With his work there done, he slowly picked himself up off of the floor, dusting the crumbs from his shirt, and slowly waddled his way over to the concession stand to collect his rewards. SPIDER CIDER X13 CONSUMED. OFFBRAND ENERGY DRINK X20 CONSUMED. POPCORN CONSUMED.
  9. Jackpot

    [F01 - EVENT] Last Chance

    Wait a second, was it four zombies or only three? Jackpot couldn't remember at this point. Not like it really mattered. He could see the headline now. "Noob salesman selflessly offers himself on the pedestal of danger to fight back the Zombie invasion." Yes. His eyes danced with enthusiasm as he thought about it, almost not taking notice when the foolish zombie came in for what would be its final attack. All he had to do was hold up the shield. A blue light transferred from the sheen of its reflective surface and into the mob, and then it was over. It disintegrated into a cloud of blue polygonal fractals before his eyes, and a loot panel populated in front of him. Mediocre loot, it seemed. No matter. It was time to get out of here and let the experts deal with this mess. Jackpot had learned through this that he wasn't much a fan of shields, either, so he had plans to return the sheet of metal to Dederick and get on with his life as a meager salesman.
  10. Jackpot

    [F01 - EVENT] Last Chance

    Finally; action. It seemed that the zombie was the first to get fed up with the charade, and lurched toward Jackpot with a haunting groan while swinging its claws forward. Jackpot took the hit graciously, but slammed the butt of the shield into the creature's jaw and forced it back. His health was sitting in the yellow now, but he had nothing to be worried about. The zombie had taken some damage as well. Down into the last bit of HP it could manage to have, from the looks of it. One more Thorns proc and it would be over. And four Zombies seemed like enough to justify Jackpot's endeavors within the tent. He had no reason to stick around and continue risking his life against mobs that were obviously superior to him just for the brownie points that would come along with it. Anyone who had been here had seen him fighting Zombies. And that was good enough for him.
  11. Jackpot

    [F01 - EVENT] Last Chance

    And then, after a long period of simply staring at one another, they... just stared at each other some more. Seriously, what was wrong with these guys? They're in the middle of a fight to the death and they're both just standing around. Not moving a muscle. Having a staring contest. Was this a pride thing? Or had both of their brains simultaneously ground to a halt? It was impossible to tell. Did the zombie even have brains left? Was that why it wanted brains so badly? Because it had lost its own? Who knows. The only thing that was certain was that neither of these goons were moving a single muscle. And perhaps it was best this way. The less fighting Jackpot did, the less likely he was to die. And certainly, anyone who viewed this spectacle would know that this was a situation of the utmost importance. One couldn't simply walk away from a staring contest with the undead.
  12. Jackpot

    [F01 - EVENT] Last Chance

    Then something truly bizarre happened. They just... stared at each other. Unmoving. Unblinking. Staring into one anothers' eyes. Or, in the case of the zombie, eye sockets. His eyes had dissolved into some sort of gelatin the likes of which Jackpot dared not investigate. He was certain his stomach couldn't take it. But that's all they did. For at least a couple of minutes. Just stood there, silently, staring at one another. It felt like an old school wild west movie where two men stood in the street and waited for the other to make the first move. Except it was with Jackpot and Zombie. Jackpot had a feeling that the latter would be more of a B movie scenario. This continued on for quite awhile. Truthfully, Jackpot was pleased with the brief reprieve from combat. It gave him an opportunity to take a breather. Which would have been more enjoyable, had the stench of death not been wafting through the area.
  13. Jackpot

    [F01 - EVENT] Last Chance

    He managed to get everything sorted out in the nick of time. Moments later, a lone zombie approached him - clearly separated from its pack somehow. Probably because the pack was, well, practically nonexistent at this point. Practically all of them had been vanquished. There was truthfully almost no reason for anyone to be fighting anymore. But for someone like Jackpot, it was the perfect time to shine. To show the world that he had something to offer. That he could be a hero. Yeah right. The zombie attacked, and Jackpot instinctively put up his shield to block it. When the claws connected with the shield, the zombie was sent doubling back in pain as a blue light flashed from its metallic surface and into the mob, sapping away its health. At the same time, Jackpot took some damage of his own. Nothing to worry about, truthfully. With only one zombie to worry about, he didn't feel nearly as threatened as before.
  14. Jackpot

    [F01 - EVENT] Last Chance

    With that done, Jackpot took the opportunity to sort out his inventory a bit. First, he summoned another Spider Cider and drank it, though he actually took his time this time around. Really took a moment to roll the liquid around in his mouth and appreciate the flavor. The texture. Actually take in what this drink was, what it was all about, and whether or not it was enjoyable. It was horrid. Still, it helped heal him up. And that's what he truly needed. Health. So he wouldn't die. And this was the only way. Yes. He supposed he could have let himself heal naturally, but that sucked. Healing naturally sucked. There was no reason to do it if you had healing items around to take advantage of. Even really crappy ones. Since he had depleted most of his Spider Ciders from his battle-ready inventory, he filled that back up, as well. Yes.
  15. Jackpot

    [F01 - EVENT] Last Chance

    So when the other zombie started looking like it was about ready to attack again, Jackpot wasn't even scared. He had been paying attention to how much damage he took with each hit throughout the fight. Occasionally he would get hit with marginally more damage, but this was rare, and even if it happened now it wouldn't kill him. He simply prepared his shield, set his stance, and waited until... Clank! The zombie dissolved into azure dust immediately, and another loot panel populated in front of Jackpot. It seemed that this time the equipment he had gotten wasn't as good, but he had nabbed more col. Seemed like a fair trade-off in the end. With that done, it seemed that Jackpot had successfully destroyed both of the zombies without leveling a single attack at them! How fortunate was that!? Even with as lucky as Jackpot was, he had never imagined that he would be able to pull something like that off.