Rui

*passes a frying pan* waste not want not O_O *leaves*

*Silently looks at the two pieces of the Cat in your arms before slowly backing up. A quiver in my lips followed by a twitch in my eye, I start to scream as highly pitched as my throat will let me before I take off running away... right to the pet store to buy you another cat. As I bring it up to you, it starts to claw at my body furiously as I try to hand it to you.* Adawable 2! Calm down, we have Cat food!

*sees the catfood and reaches for a can opener* Uh...guys...no can opener...