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About Carambit

  • Birthday 12/16/1993

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    Perth, Western Australia
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    I'm a part time Game Designer and am always up for a friendly chat. Love making new friends.
    If you wish to talk to me about the game design thing, please feel free to shoot me a private message. :)

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  1. Carambit

    How to wake up with Carambit.

    1) Hear alarm go off in the morning, and hear it distantly behind you, indicating you are on the far side of your bed.
    2) Roll over at full speed to get to the other side of the bed faster.
    3) Discover you were incorrect in assuming step 1.
    4) Smash face on bedside drawers and crash into floor, sustaining gnarly carpet burn.
    5) Shamefully pick self up off of floor and carry on.

    Turns out I had turned that one alarm I had selected down in volume. And therefore when I woke up it sounded further away, but was just quieter.

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    2. Macradon

      Macradon

      Sometimes I wake up on the floor, never knew when or how I ended there, but it was one hack of a comfy floor. And I was late for work.

    3. Carambit

      Carambit

      Haha nice one Macradon xD

      Yeah thankfully if something like that happens to me I wake up really quick. Unless I fell asleep on the floor. In which case I probably had a bit to drink.

    4. Macradon

      Macradon

      The thing is ... I started in the bed but never woke up from the fall. It had happened quite a few times, even when I was little and had nightmares, I ran into my parent's room to sleep on the side. My mom woke up suddenly at night because of a big and loud "THOMP" and it was me who fell from the bed. She wouldn't pick me up because she was afraid of me waking up. I was still sleeping.

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