Lazarus

"Nah, I'm not worried about her at all. But, I am worried about all the other kids at the start of SAO, you saw it too right? When that Kayaba guy said we'd die in the real world if we died here. Damn... I can't really forget what I saw, there were kids playing this game and they just broke down when they heard it. What an asshole, am I right?" Lazarus didn't finish the chocolate pie that was currently in his mouth, it was a surprising feat that he was able to eat one chocolate pie for more than thirty seconds. Oh, wait, he just finished it, and now he's putting some cotton candy in his mouth. "I do believe that people who are somewhat odd here are affected due to something traumatic in the game, perhaps a death of a friend or something. Ah crap, I'm thinking way too much about this, I haven't even been talkin' about candy!" Lazarus kicked a stone and it landed on a tree trunk, that's when he got the craziest idea to stab it. "Hey, maybe we can find some sugary sap if we dig inside this tree... Sugar..." He was back to his normal candy obsessed self, he didn't really like the kind who'd kill for candy, but he's definitely hiding something behind that sugary candy mask. "Yo, I found something!"

ID#49636
Loot 18

+1 Material

"Alright, it's just you and me cupcake, how 'bout lookin' over there first, should have no monsters. If there are monsters then run like the wind boy because I have no weapons on me currently." With that he started to look for materials leaving no stone unturned. His hands were dirtied as he continued to search, but then he turned around to Evander and let his mouth flow freely. "It's been a while since we all got involved in this death game, I know that many people's minds have been altered for the better or worse... Don't think mine hasn't been either." Lazarus forgot all about what he said and continued to search while also putting a chocolate pie (Yes those exists) in his mouth.

ID#49622
Loot 6

"My stash!" Hundreds of candies fell out from his shirt sleeves as a few of the NPC children steal them. "G-Get away from my candy!" He hissed violently at the children while swiping some of it back. Lazarus picked up the candies with great speed and inserted them in many different places, some of which I shouldn't mention. "DAMNIT! My candy... So much progress lost!" The candy man appeared to be obviously stressed as he lashed out in all directions trying to regain the candy he lost, to his surprise the NPCs then responded by telling their children to give him the candy back and to be courteous. Lazarus took a breath and turned over to Ethereal, "Phew, that was a tough one. What's your name anyways pal? I'm Lazarus, how 'bout you?"

"Woah, that's a lot of candy in this town, I wonder what would happen if I took some... Sugar..." Lazarus stared at the lollipop that a little girl was holding in her hand, he couldn't bear the pain of not eating it. He's gone through an entire stash of candy today, and he needs to restock at least three times to last him another week. "Like stealing candy from a babe." Lazarus uttered these words before dashing at the girl and taking the lollipop from her hands, "Score!" He put it on the left side of his mouth and turned around, realizing that an army of angry NPC's chasing him, "Oh sweet sugar cakes!" Lazarus turned around once more and ran in the direction of the town entrance, around there should be an alleyway where he could lose the NPC's. Things were looking good for him until he tripped and became engulfed by an ocean of bodies. "MY STASH!"

"Sit on him? Why would I do that?" Lazarus looked curiously at the smiling girl then to the boy on the ground. Cupcake and frosting, who would have thought the frosting wanted to kill the cupcake. "I'm not too sure the cupcake will be fine after I do that." The candy man finished eating his gigantic candy bar and replaced it with about half a dozen lollipops. "Shay, how about chu guysh help me wif gaffering materialsh?" His stuffed candy mouth messed with his pronunciation of basic words making him sound funny. Lazarus waited until he finished the lollipops then popped two peppermints in his mouth. "So, you two want to collect some materials or what?"

Lazarus walked around the roads of Horunka village capturing the scenery in his imagination to convert into a candy wonderland. The trees and dirt looked like chocolate and frosting, the people especially looked like cupcakes. That was when his mouth opened as he stared at the boy carrying the white haired girl. "What a cupcake." He smiled. Lazarus walked up to them and greeted the two, "Yo." A pile of candies then fall from his shirt sleeves and stomach, "Ah damn! My candy!" Lazarus picks them up swiftly and looks back at them while inserting a chocolate cake into his mouth. "What're ya' carryin' the girl for eh? You two some candy birds or what?" He laughs and pats the guy on the shoulder, finishing the chocolate cake and putting a gigantic candy bar in his mouth.

"And what more could you want out of this besides some candy? I've only got two stashes left of this stuff, if you find some materials for me I'd sweeten' the deal pal." Lazarus finished the brownie and pulled out a candy cane from his stomach, putting it on the left side of his mouth aiming to make it sharp. "I reckon you yourself would like a personal stash, so whadd'ya say? It's only a walk in the candy fields, like stealing candy from a babe." A cracking sound came from his mouth as he finished the candy cane and pulled out a pie from his shirt sleeve, stuffing his face with the sweet deliciousness. Lazarus checked the area around him while chomping on his pie, "Damn, no materials."

ID#49524
LD: 14

"You bet your sugar cakes I do, I just lost a big load of candy trying to kill a boar. Hey, you just called me hun didn't ya'? Look pal, I'm no man or woman, I'm a candy man so get it right." Lazarus looked at him coolly finishing the lollipop he ate and replacing it with a brownie. "Hey, you like sweets don't ya'? How 'bout helpin' me out with this material gathering thing, I could always use an extra hand in my quest for candy..." He looked around for a material while fantasizing about all the candy he'll be swimming in, a true paradise for the sugar-holic candy man called Lazarus. "Damnit! No candy for me today."

ID#49521
LD: 7

"Damn, where is Candy Horse when you need him, guess I'm hunting alone." Lazarus looked at the horizon below him, a lush forest filled with vegetables but no candy. He nearly vomited at the thought of green foods like spinach, it reminded him of that spinach water he drank the other day, mistaking it for candy water. "Ugh... Greens, I hate those." Lazarus pulled out a lollipop from his right arm stash and put it on the left side of his mouth mumbling a few words, "I wonder if I'll get any luck today." Without a candy horse Lazarus was just Lazarus, not the valiant (sweet) candy man riding his noble (sugary) steed off into the sunset.

"Candy? Not candy, damn, wish I had candy horse around with me." Lazarus checked around his area to see if he dropped any candy from his stash, but found a material instead. He saw a group of four, two men and two girls and shouted over to them. "Yo, have you seen any candy around? I might've dropped some!" As soon as he told them of candy, he dropped some from his stash and hastily picked them up. He thought he heard something relating to jokes and decided to investigate it for himself by approaching the group. "Phew, I didn't drop any here. So, what're you four up to? I hope you're not planning on stealing my candy." Lazarus pulls out a lollipop and begins sucking on it, keeping it on the left side of his mouth.

ID#49443
Loot 19

+1 Material

Sweet.

Profile
Username: Lazarus
Real name: Takashi Minami
Age: 18
Gender: Candy Man
Height: 5'8

About: History/personality

His love of candy started at the young age of five when his best friend, who was at that time a girl, gave him a piece of her Kit-Kat. He loved the flavor of it, and since then became the sugar-loving Lazarus we have today. All the kids at his school would call him a sugar freak, but he didn't really care. Everyday a candy phantom would swoop down unto the neighboring kingdom of unguarded backpacks and plunder the national candy treasury. Everyone suspected him of these wrongdoings, when in reality it... was... him... Even as a child Lazarus was robbing people blind, it was normally money and candy and with his magic tricks he'd always get away with it. When he was in his teenage years he adopted a noble steed by the name of 'Candy Horse' who was one of the best horses ever. Lazarus would ride candy horse to the candy store and back, invading each and every single candy territory that there was. [Bonus Challenge: Count how many times I said candy <--- (Doesn't count) in my journal and I will give you a candy.]

Virtues:

Magic (Clever): "Now you see it, now you dont!" Knowing magic tricks can save your male donkey from angry candy store shopkeepers, especially if you are Lazarus. It's a simple trick he uses involving a brown paper bag and his hands, the police have gotten involved in his candy theft spree but have never been able to find the candy because he cleverly makes it dissappear with his magical bag and hands.

Stash (Deceitful): "Woah, I didn't know I left some candy down there!" Lazarus has an unimaginable amount of candy storages on his body, a few of which I shouldn't mention. During a test food is usually not allowed, he breaks that rule by pulling some candy out from his stash, and the wrapper also has a few cheat sheet notes so he can ace it. This also correlates with his magic tricks and helps him with everyday candy stealing.

Merciful: "Hey, I didn't beat you up to kill you ya' know, I did it for the candy." Lazarus will do lots of things for candy, but he will never permanently maim, bruise, or seriously hurt someone. Of course jumping people for that sweet sugar is involved in his daily routine, it's normally just a rock paper scissors fight or a carefully thrown manga.

Flaws:
Reference: http://www.darkworldrpg.com/lore/flaws.html

Sugar-Holic (Addiction): "S-Sugar..." These are the words uttered by Lazarus every morning, it's a real surprise that he doesn't have diabetes yet. His sweet tooth extends into all categories of desserts, it can be candy, cake, or just about anything sweet. His entire life has revolved around sweets, one of the only reasons he bought the NerveGear and SAO was because of the fact that if you eat sweets in the game, you don't get a bloody nose.

Nose-Bleeder (Awkward): "Ah damnit! I got a bloody nose again!" Lazarus loves to eat candy, but it usually backfires on him causing the cursed bloody nose. This proves to be awkward when he's doing some normal everyday tasks, like looking at the cute girls, or reading a manga. Most of the people around him think he's just a perverted person when they see that blood coming out of his breathing holes.

Greedy: "Like stealing candy from a baby." Many people say this phrase, but few have actually done it. It has come to everyone's attention that Lazarus has in fact, stolen candy from babies. He also steals candy from children too, this is one of the reasons why he's unpopular at nearly every single candy store. A few of his best friends have a hunch that he doesn't actually pay money for his candy, but it's just a hunch. (JK no, he steals from candy stores.)

Profession: (Leave blank until earning a living quest is done)

Skills
Non-combat:
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Passive:
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Combat:
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Weapon skills:

One-Handed Dagger:
5 Ranks
Passive
The effectiveness with which a player can use knives and daggers. (Example: Pugio, Stilleto)

Inventory
Weapons/Tools:
»Beginner's Pack
-10 Bread
-15 Water
-Candy Knife
-Candy Tunic

-2x Materials
-133 Col

Roleplays
» [Private] http://www.sao-rpg.com/topic/11157-pp-f1-a-new-day-ranmura-and-lazarus/?page=1 (+2 Materials, + 1 SP)
» [Open] http://www.sao-rpg.com/topic/11327-op-f1-caught-in-the-game-completed/?page=2#comment-457059 (+ 1 SP)

» [Open] http://www.sao-rpg.com/topic/11343-f1-op-planning-plotting-and-possibly-even-scheming-safe-zone-thread/?page=2#comment-457065 (+ 1 SP)

» [Open] http://www.sao-rpg.com/topic/11360-f1-op-no-worries-complete/#comment-457902 (+ 1 SP)

Relationships (optional)
Candy Horse: Best Friend
Ranmura: Crazy Girl (Acquaintance)
Evander: Cupcake (Acquaintance)

Story Thus Far (optional)