Toothpick

Ah, nope, only metaphors here comrade.

And thanks for the complement man, I do my best. Though, if you like my style, I think my starting city post came out better....though.....it might just be the sexy Times New Roman. I'm sure if I used Comic Sans I would have an entirely different effect on you. :P 

I'll give it a read later, but I really enjoyed how vivid your descriptions are. Your writing has a certain personality about it, and it's a really refreshing thing to see. But yes, Times New Roman is pro.

I'm glad to be a source of pleasure, hopefully I can keep it up. But yeah, Times New Roman is up there with Papyrus when it comes to being professional, kek.