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  1. Uniques be making SAO way too salty these days. Anymore salt guys, and you're all going to be saladitos and have high blood pressure!

    1. Zero

      Zero

      Specially since there's like 4 of them that have yet to be released.

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  2. So... I get trapped by vines and then get a nat 1 in the boss fight... -_- Someone doesn't want me to hit anything QQ

  3. For all you little girls and boys in doubt. No need to wonder where your god is. He's right here and he's freash out of mercy. *found what horrible thing to do to players*

    1. Zero

      Zero

      Yeah remember that I can tell your armor nope Cal. All I have to do is call in my skill. XD

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  4. For all you little girls and boys in doubt. No need to wonder where your god is. He's right here and he's freash out of mercy. *found what horrible thing to do to players*

    1. Zero

      Zero

      The cuteness is exactly what drives me to hurt you, heheheh. Plus, you'll have fun I'm sure of it~

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  5. For all you little girls and boys in doubt. No need to wonder where your god is. He's right here and he's freash out of mercy. *found what horrible thing to do to players*

    1. Zero

      Zero

      Pretty much, yes. Zero's a very relentless and messed up guy after all. *laughs maniacally*

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  6. For all you little girls and boys in doubt. No need to wonder where your god is. He's right here and he's freash out of mercy. *found what horrible thing to do to players*

    1. Zero

      Zero

      You don't seem to understand what sadist means Opal. The more hou beg the worse you'll get it. xD 

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  7. Hmmm... plots on what horrible things he should do Let's see....

  8. So... I get trapped by vines and then get a nat 1 in the boss fight... -_- Someone doesn't want me to hit anything QQ

    1. Zero

      Zero

      HOW TO BUY ZERO:

      - LEWD STUFF

       

      THAT'S IT YO! ^ xD

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  9. So... I get trapped by vines and then get a nat 1 in the boss fight... -_- Someone doesn't want me to hit anything QQ

  10. So... I get trapped by vines and then get a nat 1 in the boss fight... -_- Someone doesn't want me to hit anything QQ

    1. Zero

      Zero

      Like I said, if the female is tasty enough they'll do even if she is not a virgin. laughs maniacally

      That I do not calrex. Just be sure it's skimpy as can be.

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  11. So... I get trapped by vines and then get a nat 1 in the boss fight... -_- Someone doesn't want me to hit anything QQ

    1. Zero

      Zero

      Because even dicetheist fall to temptation foolish Calrex, and maybe so Opal but she knows how to make up for how much she's been going around.

      You know Calrex, you could put that on Opal and sacrifice her. Or most of the females, they'll all mostly please the lord of sadism.

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  12. So... I get trapped by vines and then get a nat 1 in the boss fight... -_- Someone doesn't want me to hit anything QQ

    1. Zero

      Zero

      Jokes on you cus Takao has it right now Opal. Buuuuut if you were to sacrifice a female virgin or a lewd female he would surely consider you a possible person to entrust with it.

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  13. So... I get trapped by vines and then get a nat 1 in the boss fight... -_- Someone doesn't want me to hit anything QQ

    1. Zero

      Zero

      He may also bless some to be his champions and gain the chance to wield his greatest weapon, the Darkness Blade.

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  14. So... I get trapped by vines and then get a nat 1 in the boss fight... -_- Someone doesn't want me to hit anything QQ

    1. Zero

      Zero

      Lewd bodied women will do just fine. The lord of the Underworld of Aincrad is not all too picky, if they look innocent or lewd enough he will overlook the insult of not using a virgin. Make sure they wear skimpy sacrificial clothing though to ensure he be pleased.

      Silence Jomei! Or you will be sacrificed to Zero's Children of the Pit, also known as the Floor Bosses.

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  15. So... I get trapped by vines and then get a nat 1 in the boss fight... -_- Someone doesn't want me to hit anything QQ

    1. Zero

      Zero

      Okay... Anyway, his almighty unholiness will bless all children with their greatest desires. All you need to do is bring forth the purest of virgins, sacrifice them and then pledge eternal alliegiance to he. Though be prepared as he may find your attempt insulting, and Zero is not a god who knows the meaning of mercy. grins

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  16. So... I get trapped by vines and then get a nat 1 in the boss fight... -_- Someone doesn't want me to hit anything QQ

  17. So... I get trapped by vines and then get a nat 1 in the boss fight... -_- Someone doesn't want me to hit anything QQ

    1. Zero

      Zero

      Oh you could pray to dark powers of Zero, he who may bless you with the luck of devils and your greatest temptations. *points at blood covered bone altars* That's virgin blood though, none of that lower demon goat blood. Only the purest will please his great unholiness.

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  18. So... I get trapped by vines and then get a nat 1 in the boss fight... -_- Someone doesn't want me to hit anything QQ

    1. Zero

      Zero

      Pfft, game's going "Nope, not today missy." XD

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  19. You guys don't really enjoy reading the rules do you? I suggest everyone review all rules both for rp, the rumors, etc. Otherwise you're not going to get anywhere. xD

  20. You guys don't really enjoy reading the rules do you? I suggest everyone review all rules both for rp, the rumors, etc. Otherwise you're not going to get anywhere. xD

  21. Man being in my house alone at night is really unnerving... Can't even focus on my writing works...

  22. Man being in my house alone at night is really unnerving... Can't even focus on my writing works...

  23. So I'll be having a different profile pic for a little bit. You might notice something odd about it but there's a reason...It'll switch back in 2 days or so 

  24. Players whom I know in some personal form pray Innever get a PC and buy Skyrim for it. If do you may find mods of NPCs that strangely resemble your characters and a part of their description being "Perfect for those who want someone torture at the end of the day". xD

  25. Players whom I know in some personal form pray Innever get a PC and buy Skyrim for it. If do you may find mods of NPCs that strangely resemble your characters and a part of their description being "Perfect for those who want someone torture at the end of the day". xD

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