Kalesh

I feel the same about beer, but I had to keep filling the stereotype at the stage of the joke :P I prefer spiked juices, cider, and other stuff with some sweetness. Scotch is nice too, I like how it feels like it's evaporating in your mouth :)

'fain' is just a derpy way of saying fine :)
It's not an insult, it's a fact :D The real stuff has a different taste and thickness :P

what does canada have to be thankful for, you're not even americans

Kinda answered your own question, eh?

HA! Jokes aside I am thankful for turkeys. They are delicious. And for the RNGods sparing my soul for these short few months.