I don't want to be a mooch, but I appreciate the advice! This place is still incredibly intimidating, but I'll see how I do after a thread or two and a quick level up. Then, I'll see if I can stick a pig with the pointy end of my sword without taking a tusk to the spleen.
Lol be sure you definitely check everything. Many a player have fallen to the might first floor boar because of various reasons. Don't follow their mistake XD.
But if you need someone to RP with feel free to let me know!