Macradon

His tremendous hit upon the peep made a huge dent into the giant marshmallow being, taking out a fourth of its health bar in one fell swoop, if he could keep this up, the party would clear this challenge in no time. Switching from axe to gauntlets, Calrex had gone in for the single target burst and smashed his fist into the squishy, spongy, saliva-soaked marshmallow. With that heavy punch, the peep fell over and scattered out once again into small individual pieces. Looking in abject horror, Macradon could see all the soaked marshmallows for the taking. He had to collect himself, trying not to dry heave at the sight of these “used” marshmallows and  the sign <<Eat the Peeps>>.

“Oh hell naw. It was fun the first time, but this is too much!” he yelled out and prepared a sword art, but as he looked around … “Ok f**k it.” he said and quickly grabbed a heaping handful of these peeps “Hakuna maDiem or something along those lines.” he said and began chubby bunnying the peeps.

@Calrex

ID: 158923
CD: 8 -> Holy Proc on next Critical

[H: 1] Mari - 1410/1410  | EN: 95/138 | DMG: 18 | MIT: 43 | ACC: 6 | EVA: 3 | BH: 67 | BRN: 24 | BLD: 24 | FLAME AURA: 15  -11 EN
[H: 5] Macradon - 1940/1940 | EN: 158/189 | DMG: 25 | MIT: 107 | 4 ACC | EVA: 2 | BHL: 97 | FTH: 36 (21) | FRZ: 6 | REC: 6 | HLY: 12 | PHS: 1 | VMP: 194 
[H: 5] Calrex - 1606/1805 | EN: 104/176 EN | DMG: 16 | MIT: 116 | ACC: 3 | EVA: 2 | BHL: 88 | IMMO 30 | ACH: 0.5  - -6 DAM

The Giant Peep: 759/2000 HP | 30 DMG | 3 ACC | 0 EVA | 150 MIT | STUN: 0/1
Ability: Every three turns, the Peep splits into smaller Peeps. Players then have the opportunity to play Chubby Bunny with the peeps by rolling a CD. The CD corresponds to the number of Peeps one can shove down their gullet and still speak. After the Chubby Bunny phase, the Giant Peep reforms and players gain bonuses equal to the amount of Peeps they ingested.
1-3 Peeps - Phase
4-6 Peeps - Apply Burn on a BD8
7-9 Peeps - Holy Proc on the player’s next Critical.
10-12 Peeps - Next successful attack procs double Fallen.

He chuckled at Mari while rubbing the back of his head “Ya’know, that really hurts because it’s true. I am an idiot for the most part.” he said and shrugged with a smile “And still people choose to rely on me leading charges, raids, teams, parties. This idiot, leading anything, that ain’t working. I’m not fit for any leader roll, all I do is make people like their presence and fight, that’s all I’m good for.” he said with a rather melancholy tone to his voice.

He chuckled “And I barely have company over at my place, it’s fun how things are changing. I have no business since prominent Blacksmiths have finally risen to the top as well, I’m slowly phasing out, the new generation taking over as they grow strong, it’s nice to see things grow like this.” he said with a broad smile.

He chortled “Good thing: I want you to come over when you can. Bad thing: it’s in the Town of beginnings.” he said with a grin “You were pretty close to my house back when Bahr brought you over to my shop that one time.” he said, remembering back to that incident.

A weird course of events had occurred, weird armor had been identified at Simonne’s merchant shop, so now it was time to give up some he had in his inventory. Approached by the aspiring frontliner tank, Macradon had made up a deal with the pinkette, they were to meet at this girl’s shop to take care of some armor ordeal, specifically the Halloween Heavy Armor he had received from just being cool and shotgunning 15 energy drinks, or something along those lines. As he looked at his surroundings he sighed “Another Japanese style shop on the 22nd floor, I don’t know why it surprises me anymore.” he mumbled for himself before entering. “Uhh, hey, I was supposed to meet Yuki here, we have some armor we need rerolled.” he said and took out his Jack’s Flaming Plate from his inventory.

@Zajcica

It had been a while since his last visit to another person’s shop, no reason for him to, they usually just showed up at the raiding site with the consumables he needed and he could buy them, but today was different once again, identifications. As he stumbled up into the shop on the 22nd floor, Macradon would look at the quite fancy exterior, it was quite different from the other shops around, but it seemed to still fit with the overall theme of the floor. Somewhat unsure as to which he was to enter, he would walk back and forth trying to deduce the proper entrance and went in at the closest door like thing. As he finally found his way inside, he was greeted with two quite strange people, chuckling somewhat confused Macradon would wave lightly with his hand and nod his head “Greetings, I hope I went to the right shop, this is Simmone’s merchant shop if I’m correct?” he would ask and wait for an answer.

Without much going on, a young person would come up to him, not someone he knew, but someone who seemed to be working there, apprenticeship? Helper? Either way, she seemed to be the one taking in orders. “Alright then, I’ve got a lot of stuff I need to get identified, something you guys here can take care of?” he asked and would begin to empty his inventory of all the unidentified items, getting each and every item out to be counted. Glancing around the area, he wasn’t sure what the price for the identifications were specifically, so he would throw a guess “Is 60 thousand col enough for this?” he asked and handed over a heavy pouch of col “If it’s too much, just keep the change, it’s not like I’m running out any time soon.” he said with a snicker.

60.000 Col sent to Simmone

Unidentified items

He nodded in agreement “Yeah … rather a damp dank place than a literal burning volcano … still sucks though.” he said and sighed heavily. Looking over at Mari, the knight would smile at his friend “Sounds nice to have you on the Two-Handed Weapons now, I’m not saying they’re superior or anything, but they are.” he said with a lighthearted chortle “I respect those that keep themselves to One-Handed Weapons for their own reasons, but I still like these big weapons, I think I’m just too used to them now.” he said and glanced down at his sword.

He began to walk, just like Mari did, but also continued to talk “I don’t really have much sight on what to upgrade my house with yet, but I want it to be something useful for me and possible guests …  and I don’t actually think I’ve had other guests over other than my fiance, never had any reason to.” he said while focusing on the road in front of him leading to the dragon. “Shouldn’t be long before we spot it.” he hoped.

2 minutes ago, NIGHT said:

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Item Name:	Bull's Belt Buckle
Profession:	Artisan | Rank 9
Roll ID:	12+1
Roll Result:	157095
Item Type:	Tier 1 Perfect Trinket
Enhancements:	Loot Die III
Description:	A silver belt buckle, which serves the dual purpose of a trinket and holding up Lu Bu's pants.
Post Link:	[3/7/20]

 

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Item Name:	Silver Ring
Profession:	Artisan | Rank 9
Roll ID:	12+1
Roll Result:	157097
Item Type:	Tier 1 Perfect Trinket
Enhancements:	Accuracy III
Description:	A simple silver band ring, worn on Lu Bu's thumb, which serves as a trinket.
Post Link:	[3/7/20]

 

38 minutes ago, Ariel - The Crowned Lion said:

Skill(s) Being Dropped: Fighter Familiar Mastery III -> I
Mod(s) Being Dropped:
SP Refunded: 8 +10 (Total: 46)
Cost: 18000 Col

Standing proudly with the gigantic amount of peeps in his mouth, Macradon would spread his arms and rejoice “Thhs ihh gohggn aa passed!” he called out, feeling the pleasure of his magnificent feat surge through his body. The feeling of overwhelming power, flooding his digital system as his strength was enhanced to levels further than he had imagined before. Resurgence of the godhood he felt back when he was the arbiter of Zeus against Leonidas, all this strength converging into his blade.

Then suddenly, he felt something going wrong, he felt his stomach turn in some way, something was coming up again. “Oh oo” he said and looked very shocked down to the ground. It was uncomfortable, it was like an alien ready to burst, but instead of bursting out of his chest, it just exited the same way as it had come in.

As a cascade of peeps flowed out of his mouth Macradon would follow up with a gurgling mess of what sounded like projectile stream barfing. It continued for longer than it should’ve been going for, it was surreal, unreal, vulgar to the extreme, but all it was was yellow marshmallow puff, nothing else. He fell to his knees after the many seconds of peep-expulsion and looked up at the others with a rather wretched face and a thumbs up.

“I’m alright.”

It took some time for him to get back up and think of something else than what had just happened, but when he got up, he got his serious face back on. He would spit out the last few remains of the peep taste. Quickly going into a stance, Macradon rushed up to the giant peep with his sword glowing the iridescent orange, but as he closed up to it, his blade shifted to blinding holy light, well half of his blade did, the other half was covered in darkness, his blade tore through the giant peep with such ferocity, if not for the game model being one, it would’ve been scattered back into smaller peeps by force of the blade. “Calrex, you up!” he called out to the tank.

[H: 1] Mari - 1410/1410  | EN: 95/138 | DMG: 18 | MIT: 43 | ACC: 6 | EVA: 3 | BH: 67 | BRN: 24 | BLD: 24 | FLAME AURA: 15  -11 EN
[H: 5] Macradon - 1940/1940 | EN: 158/189 | DMG: 25 | MIT: 107 | 4 ACC | EVA: 2 | BHL: 97 | FTH: 36 (21) | FRZ: 6 | REC: 6 | HLY: 12 | PHS: 1 | VMP: 194 
[H: 4] @Calrex - 1530/1805 | EN: 120/176 EN | DMG: 16 | MIT: 116 | ACC: 3 | EVA: 2 | BHL: 88 | IMMO 30 | ACH: 0.5 

The Giant Peep: 939/2000 HP | 30 DMG | 3 ACC | 0 EVA | 150 MIT     -588  HP
Ability: Every three turns, the Peep splits into smaller Peeps. Players then have the opportunity to play Chubby Bunny with the peeps by rolling a CD. The CD corresponds to the number of Peeps one can shove down their gullet and still speak. After the Chubby Bunny phase, the Giant Peep reforms and players gain bonuses equal to the amount of Peeps they ingested.
1-3 Peeps - Phase
4-6 Peeps - Apply Burn on a BD8
7-9 Peeps - Holy Proc on the player’s next Critical.
10-12 Peeps - Next successful attack procs double Fallen.

People slowly began to get seated in the meeting room and it did not take too long before the meeting properly commenced. Macradon sighed and sat down at one of the tables and tried to relax, hoping that this would just be an easy meeting with healthy debate. He would sit up straight on his shins and looked around at the people at the meeting, the one person he had spotted before was still looking quite strange, smoke covering his face for some odd reason.

Mac just stayed put while sipping at his tea that had been presented on his table, it was nice, fragrant and subtle, not too strong or bitter. He would listen to Baldur slowly beginning to describe the events that went on, how they went through the maze and how they began to fight the labyrinth boss. 

Everyone had begun their discussions and Macradon merely sat and nodded passively, trying not to barge in to the strategising since that really was not his strongest suit. He would take in a deep breath and put down his cup of tea and stand up “Macradon, level 88, frontliner, been here for a while, most of you know me. One thing that stood out to me was what happened with each activation of the light pillars. Every time a pillar was ignited, the boss unleashed some kind of ability. It’s pretty hazy for me because all I remember was the near to actual pain I felt when I was chained down to the ground.

It unleashed glowing hot chains hogging down a player, dealing damage over time. This was a huge blow to a fight where we needed everyone able to do something, be it holding the ads away or lighting the pillars. We might have to take that into consideration as well.” he said and began to sit down again.

“But regarding possession of players, I have no clue.” he commented while sitting down and taking another sip of his tea.

While the battle had already commenced, Macradon would look over to the last person who needed to join the scuffle … Oikawa was … distant. He clicked his tongue and chortled for a moment before uttering “Seems like they don’t call him The Faint for nothing.” and continued with the fight … or so he had anticipated. As he looked at the boss monster up in front of them, it slowly began to … multiply. It began to scatter into smaller peeps, and the sign for new possibilities of what the players could do was shown.

Looking over at Mari, Macradon nodded “Aye aye mam!” he said and began munching.

“Chubby bunny.”
“Chubby bunny.”
“Chubby bunny.”
“Chubby bunny.”
“Chubby bunny.”
“Chubby bunny.”
“Chubby bunny.”
“Chubby bunny..”
“Chubby bunny..”
“Chubby bunny...”
“Chubby bunny...”
“Chubby bunny...”

As he stuffed and stuffed, he could feel the power in him slowly building up. “Thstes beth thhnn anththpitc” he said, or at least tried to speak. He took in a deep breath through his nose and slowly let down the peeps into his gullet and swallowed the candy creatures like a snake devouring its prey.

ID: 155142
CD: 12 -> Next successful attack procs double Fallen.

13 minutes ago, Shye said:

House Name: Perfect Perfumes
Location: Floor 24/Paraneze
Description: A small house on water in Paraneze. It's contructed over the water and the only way to reach it is to take a pier to the building.
Plot Size: Townhouse
Room(s): Fishing Pond; Kitchen(Shye)
Room Upgrade(s): N/a
Total Cost: 68k

It had been a while since they last went dragon hunting, and a lot had happened over the course of multiple events going on, it was quite the havoc that was spreading everywhere, even that one weird fever dream he had, it was so weird. He would shake his head and not think too much of what had happened and focus more on what was about to happen. He had received the meeting place, though somewhat vague. Getting up to the 6th floor, Macradon was quick to find his ginger accomplice and would wave at her “Hey Mari, been a while since we last went on these duo adventures. I don’t need any setup, so I’m ready to rumble.” he said with a broad smile and got closer to his friend. “This floor isn’t really my favorite, too damp, too mushy, it irks me the wrong way, but the dragon’s here … so let’s get this over with, right?” he said with a smile, drew his sword, and got into a defensive stance “Just activating this in case anything attacks.” he said and got his Riposte ready.

Stats

Spoiler

Macradon - The Imperial Topaz	Level: 88
Stats	HP: 1805 NRG: 189 ACC: 2 EVA: 0 DMG: 19 MIT: 107 REC: 6 FRT: 36(21) FRZ: 6(2 turns) VMP: 180
Equipped Items	- Blade of the Bloody Dictator // +12 Holy, Phase, 180 Vampiric Offensive - Silverlight ................ // +72 Mitigation, +36 Frost Thorns, +6 Freeze Damage - Templar's Necklace ......... // +6 Recovery, +1 Accuracy - Belphegor: Fighting Familiar // +9 Damage
Battle Ready Inventory	- Empty inventory slot ....... // - Empty inventory slot ....... // - Empty inventory slot ....... // - Empty inventory slot ....... // - Empty inventory slot ....... // - Dimensional backpack - Empty inventory slot ..... //
Buffs	- Rested ..................... // -1 energy cost for the first two expenditures of each combat. - Filling .................... // Increase the effectiveness of a single food item consumed in a thread by +1 T1 slots. - Relaxed .................... // Increase Out of Combat HP regen by 15(5 * Tier) HP and decrease full energy regen to 2 Out of Combat posts. - Col Deposit ................ // +5% bonus col from last-hit monster kills and +10% bonus col from treasure chests. - Buff name .................. // Buff effect.
Skills & Mods	- Two-Handed Straight Sword .. || Rank 5: +7 Damage. - Precision ................. // +1 Accuracy. - Ferocity .................. // +1 Damage. - Finesse ................... // Rank 3: Decrease Energy Cost of attacks by 3. - Heavy Armor ................ || Rank 5: +35 Damage Mitigation. - Athletics ................. // +1 Damage, +45 Health. - Searching .................. || Rank 5: +5 Loot Die, +5 Stealth Detection. - Reveal .................... // +2 LD when searching for dungeons and labyrinths. You may also search for a sub-dungeon or labyrinth every 15 posts (instead of 20). - Tracking .................. // Allows the user to track previously-encountered monsters, NPCs, or other players. Negates all bonuses to the target's Stealth Rating. After tracking, your first attack against the tracked creature cannot miss. Cannot be used in combat. - Battle Healing ............. || Rank 5: Heal 90(5%) each post In-Battle. - Fighting Spirit ............ || +1 Hate generation. - Fishing .................... || Use a dice roll to fish something up based on the natural CD result. - Hiding ..................... || Rank 5: +5 Stealth Rating. - Vanish .................... // Use in combat post action to stealth. Free action in combat to stealth if target has been slain. - Surprise Attack ........... // Cannot miss from stealth. +3(1 * Tier) damage on first attack. - Extended Mod Limit ......... || Rank 3: +3 Mod slots. - Parry ...................... || Reduce incoming damage by 50%(rounded down). - Justified Riposte ......... // Stun attacker for 1 turn. - Energist ................... || Add 15(5 * Tier) Energy to your max pool. - Charge ..................... || Rank 5: +5 on initial hit. - Disguise ................... || +1 EVA for one turn. - Survival ................... || Heal 45 HP when our of battle. - Familiar Mastery: Fighter .. || Rank 3: +9(Tier * Rank) Damage. - Meditation ................. || Recover 15(3 * Tier) energy with post action. Reduced to 10(2 x Tier) energy if you are hit before your next round.

 

4 minutes ago, Kasumi said:

6/23/20

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Name:	Familiar Lure
Profession:	Artisan
Rank:	10
Roll ID:	155020
Roll Result:	7+1
Item Type:	Trinket
Tier:	1
Quality:	Rare
Enhancements:	Expertise (Searching)
Post Link:	Here
Description:	A small golden bell that rings when worn, the sound it produces is not audible to human ear. When used by someone with a trained eye it helps locate objects with a slight golden trail like mist.

 

Even though it seemed that Baldur was busy greeting and talking with everyone who had arrived, he was quick to come to Macradon's aid and help him get the clothes on properly. “Thanks, even though I’m Asian, I’ve never understood these kinds of clothes. Are you supposed to wear something underneath or do you just let it be this drafty?” he asked Baldur just in case nothing was wrong about his attire.

Nodding his head at Baldur, Macradon would try his best “I should be able to manage that.” he said with a smile looked back over to @Mari. “Eh, some people want others killed, it’s just an evil cycle that never ends unless you do something about it, but I wouldn’t worry that much.” he replied with a shrug “I’m fine, these clothes are just … really not what I’m used to. And the trip over the lake was also somewhat exhausting, didn’t realize how little I’ve been swimming in this game, getting out of shape and all.” he said with a chortle.

Quickly glancing at Bahr, the kimono clad knight would nod back, they probably had a lot they could talk about, but that would be for another occasion, this was not the place for personal scuffles.

He nodded his head “Yeah, this meeting feels much better than the last one I attended … this one is more open to everyone, not closed off from the public where only a secluded chosen people could attend.” he sighed at the thought of that meeting but tried to focus on what was going on right now. In the corner of his eye, Macradon spotted a cloaked hidden person, he poked @Baldur and pointed towards the individual “That guy (Itzal) has just been standing there for a short while, don’t know if you know the guy? I don’t.” he said just as a nudge before he began helping Crozeph with getting everyone into the meeting hall.

“Alright everyone, let’s try to find enough seats for everyone, I don’t know this place very well, but Cro here knows the place, so just follow his lead!” he said out loud to everyone. While trying to help people find the way to the hall, Macradon would keep a close eye to the clouded cloaked person, especially since they approached Zandra “I don’t want to bring out a weapon right now, so I hope that guy doesn’t have any ill intentions going in …” he thought while sighing at the thought of anything screwing up at this meeting.

Passive Stealth Detection: 15 - @Itzal Spotted

Some people’s health were dropping severely, one of them being Mari which unfortunately fell down to zero “Mari!” the knight called out but was dumbfounded when he saw that her health seemed to shoot up in a different color, instead of actually dying at this fight, people would be healed up to full but paralyzed or something. “Ok, so you don’t die, you just get delayed slightly, I can live with this.” he mumbled and rushed forward with his greataxe. “Seems like we don’t die, so let’s just hit this thing until it dies!” he roared out to the entire battlefront and began activating his attack. With a great hew, Macradon cleaved into the tree with an adequate amount of damage, taking off a nick of the winter tree’s health bar, they were close, very close. They were winning and weren’t too far away for it to happen, they just had to persevere.

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Axe:
Attack 1: Deal 6 damage on one target
Attack 2: Deal 5 damage on up to three targets
Attack 3: Deal 3 damage and paralyze on up to three targets

So much had been going on, so much in such little time. Macradon sat at his desk in his house and looked out the window. The sun was shining, it was a good day, but after what had happened in that raid, it was disturbing to say the least. He lowered his head in a sigh, that digital manifestation of something so vile that could be equated to real life pain … it wasn’t something he had felt before in here, it had never been that intense … perhaps this was a wake up call for him to finally get his s*it together, finally take everything as serious as he could, as he should.

He had gotten the group message, the coordinates, the whereabouts, everything was laid out in front of him, he just had to act, he just had to show up. “Ahrg!” he yelled out and slammed his fist into the desk. He leaned back with an arch and looked at the ceiling, this place wasn’t something he wanted to begin to associate with his dwindling sight of reality, but this had become his safe haven, a place where he escaped to within this world of madness. 

“No need to get upset over something if I don’t intend to do any about it.” he muttered for himself and dragged himself out of his room. Looking around at the clothes he would bring, he only brought the essentials, no need to bring anything battle stuff, it was just a meeting, and no meeting he ever attended showed any hostile intent, that would at least be extremely counter productive, why halter the advance of humanity’s freedom … “Oh wait … wasn’t that about the ideals the last meeting?” he thought for himself when he attended the meeting where he announced his retirement.

Grabbing his formal jacket, Macradon was going on to make his display in the honor of his sh*tty guild, no need to wear red and white, gotta sprinkle in some independence, how else would he make himself unique and stand out from the rest of his guild mates, if he even had any left. The “proud” Knights of the Blood Oath were no more than a morsel of the past, the only real one standing by its banner was this fool. Throwing his jacket over his shoulder, Macradon donned his formal wear and began to venture up the floors. “It’s been a while since he sent that message … perhaps I’ll be one of the late comers to the meeting, or perhaps I’ll just be one of the others that are coming at that time, don’t want to stand out too much.” he mumbled for himself as he went up to the teleportation plaza. “Floor 24, Paraneze.” he called to the plaza and was engulfed in bright blue light, transporting him from one location to the other.

Looking around the area, Macradon had only coordinates to go by, but it was at Baldur’s new big house, so it shouldn’t be too difficult to get there. He remembered something about a ferry, but he didn’t think that it was any important to his journey over there, but oh was he wrong. As he arrived close to the mentioned coordinates in the group message, Macradon looked across the vast body of water separating him from the meeting. “Huh, guess there’s only one way over there.” he said and took a few steps back, took a deep breath, sprinted forward, doffing his clothes and dove straight into the water. While airborne, a voice called out to Macradon “E-excuse me sir!”. He didn’t have time to look at who it was before the splash of water would echo after the knight’s dive into the deep blue. As he resurfaced he looked over at the origin of the voice, and there was a young boy with brown hair sitting in a boat "I'm here to take you over to the other side, sir!" the boy said, “Oh.” Macradon thought “That was probably the way we should venture over there.” he mumbled “I’m too committed now, it would be to chicken out if I didn’t just swim the length.” he replied to the boy. He waved and began swimming across the lake-like body of water spanning across the floor.

There were many ways of tackling this situation, one could’ve just admitted to their failure and taken the ferry across, but one could also just be stubborn, just like this idiot. As he swam across the surface, he felt the presence of something with ill intent, as if some creatures, some monsters, were lurking deep in the water below him, just waiting for an opportunity to [censored] at the unknowing victim swimming blissfully.

As he arrived on the other side at the bank, Macradon would climb up to the place where he could try to dry himself off, but as he looked around himself, he would think of what fitting attire would be best for this place, and since a revolution-style European uniform wasn’t really something that would fit in with the Japanese theme going on at Baldur’s place, Macradon would look through his inventory. “He pointed out the type of clothing to wear at places like this … but I don’t know, don’t think they suit me.” he mumbled while donning a kimono to fit with the theme. He sighed and walked up the stairs all the way up to the hall where they all were to meet and take care of the meeting.

As he finally got to the place where he could hear chattering of people, Macradon would come by the corner and try to find @Baldur “Bal, I don’t know how you can wear these kinds of clothes, they get really drafty, I don’t think I can get used to this.” he said as he entered the gathering to see everyone who had shown up already, a good handful actually. Kinda flustered with his entrance, Macradon looked around and tried to adjust his clothing, but it still didn’t sit right “Oh hey folks, good to see you all.” he said and waved his hand for a short period before trying to comfort into the area and find a place to chat before the actual meeting would begin, and of course the first person he went to was @Mari.

“Hey, good to see you at the meeting, time to show your veteran skills.” he said with a smile nudging at his best friend.

4 minutes ago, Oscar said:

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Name: Diamond-Infused Hot Dog
Profession/Rank: Rank 10 Cook
ID/Roll: 
154530 [2] | CD10+1, LD14
154532 | CD12, LD7
154537 [2] | CD11+1, LD15
Item Type: Meal
Tier: 3
Quality: Perfect
Enhancements: 45 MIT
Description: Crunchy and nutritious
Link: http://www.sao-rpg.com/topic/17990-f01grandmaster-cook/?do=findComment&amp;comment=612623

 

Name: Evasion Dog
Profession/Rank: Rank 10 Cook
ID/Roll: 
154528 | CD8+1, LD1
154531 [2] | CD7+1, LD12
154533 | CD9+1, LD9
154535 | CD8+1, LD7
154539 | CD8+1, LD3
Item Type: Meal
Tier: 3
Quality: Rare
Enhancements: 2 EVA
Description: Dodge!
Link: http://www.sao-rpg.com/topic/17990-f01grandmaster-cook/?do=findComment&amp;comment=612623

 

 

As time went by, the chaos kept racking up, getting even worse than it was before, no one knew what was actually going on, no one actually knew how things were going ... it was an endless loop of nothing. While standing there flexing with @Mari Macradon could do nothing but to chuckle "What's going on here, I thought I knew it at the start, but it has deteriorated with every second that went by, so much has happened in these few seconds before us ... what is the meaning even of this." he said with a smile, not knowing how to react to the madness. "Wack." that was the only word they heard as everyone began to gaze up at the amphibian before them, with his gun he began frantically to shoot up at the sky, nothing made sense, nothing at this event had made sense, not event from the beginning. He shook his head and gave up on the pose as he loosened his muscles again and took to his head in a facepalm "Oh well ... probably not freedom today." he said with a disappointed sigh right before he glanced over at the girl calling out his name ... and something about his death, @Snow. "What, dead? Why should I be dead? I'm alive and well right here!" he said, thinking for a moment and correcting himself "Perhaps not well, but alive nonetheless. I'm sorry I don't remember you, but should I know who you are?" he asked out loud to the girl before waking up in his bed.

Covered in cold sweat, his body aching as if he had been tense his entire sleep, his body felt weird, tangled by constant flexing ... but he was here, in his bed, he wasn't out there fighting for their freedom, it was all ... a dream? If anything were to play right now, it would be Roundabout by Yes. He had some kind of fever dream, but why did he have this dream, what did it mean, why were there people in his dream he didn't even recognize. He sat up from his bad and rested his elbows on his legs, looking down into the ground with an empty expression "What the fu-" scene freezes as a sepia tint covers engulfs the scene, a small card jumps in from the side as the song's baseline kicks in.

Skill(s) Being Dropped: Fishing
Mod(s) Being Dropped: Vengeful Riposte
SP Refunded: 22
Cost: 22000

From chaotic flexing and posing to random dancing and even more chaos erupting around them. This battle for their freedom was one big fat joke, and it wasn’t even funny. Macradon grit his teeth and groaned, he had been yote by Mari all across the battlefield and kept on lying there on the ground, pondering, what would be their last moves … When a quick spark of genius filled his brain like some bad 3D animated cartoon from eons ago. He quickly rose from the ground, like a vampire finally having time to raise from his casket. Quickly sending over a message to Mari, Macradon would snicker.

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Hey Mari,

It’s time to pose with them, let us show them how you should flex at other players. On my mark you flash over to me, charge at Rain Minion and stop before you clash, yell a catch phrase, and pose at the other players, since everything we’ve done has resulted in nothing, this could at least be joyful to do.

- Macradoodle

 

Sending over the message, Macradon would await the signal that Mari had read his message, and when that was done, the knight would laugh and evil maniacal laughter before going down into the best limbo stance one could. His legs bending, his torso leaned backwards, his point of balance seemingly impossible. With his arms stretched out to each side, Macradon would set the signal up for Mari

“WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!”
he roared and flexed his body, bulging all his muscles.

He looked over at Rain Minion and wanted to show what games he could play “ZA … WARUDO!” he called out and used his Vanish skill to disappear from the scene, quickly finding a spot to hide before walking casually at the other side of the king on the throne. With each step, Macradon would stride with pride, standing proud as he said “Time has resumed.”.

He would chortle and wait for Mari to do her deal, and when she arrived he would strike a duo pose with her. The two idiots back at it again.

ID: 153956
BD: 7 -> Pose!
CD: 1 -> No Proc.
LD: 8+5 -> 13 Stealth Rating

@NIGHT: HP: 150/150 75/75 | EN: 66/102 | DMG: 25 | MIT: 81 | ACC: 5 | EVA: 4 | BRN: 36 | BLIGHT: 72 | BLD: 36 | TXC VNM: 24 | PRLZ: 1 | LD: 6 | Stealth Detection: 3
@Pinball: HP: 160/160 80/80 | EN: 124/128 | DMG: 15 | ACC: 3 | EVA: 3 | BRN: 36 | BLIGHT: 36 | BLD: 36 | TXC VNM: 27 | BH: 64
@Mari: HP: 196/196 98/98 | EN: 109/140 | DMG: 23 | MIT: 88 | ACC: 6 | EVA: 3 | BRN: 24 | BLD: 48 | THNS: 45 | BH: 72 | Burn DoT: -50%
@Oscar: HP: 171/171 86/86 | EN: 88/120 | DMG: 26 | MIT: 106 | ACC: 4 | EVA: 2 | FLN: 12 | BRN: 36 (8-10) | VAMP DEF: 68 | REC: 6 | BH: 68 | PRLZ IMMUNITY
Macradon: HP: 249/249 125/125 | EN: 169/189 | DMG: 26 | MIT: 107 | ACC: 4 | EVA: 1 | PSN: 24 | REC: 6 | FRT: 36(21) | FRZ: 6 | VAMP OFF: 189 | BH: 99 | SAFEGUARD
@Bahr: HP: 157/157 79/79 | EN: 112/122 | DMG: 11 | MIT: 106 | ACC: 2 | EVA: 2 | HM: 6 | LM: 1 | BH: 62 | DoT Resist: 25%+5% (1st proc)
@Lessa: HP: 131/131 66/66 | EN: 87/100 | DMG: 22 | MIT: 116 | ACC: 3 | THNS: 54 | HM: 3 | DoT Resist: 20% (1st proc)
@Ariel - The Crowned Lion: HP: 187/187 94/94 | EN: 135/146 | DMG: 24 | MIT: 64 | ACC: 7 | EVA: 1 | KEEN: 1 | FLN: 4 | REC: 1 | BH: 44 | HB: 48 | LD: 5
@Cordelia: HP: 143/143 72/72 | EN: 101/112 | DMG: 19 | MIT: 25 | ACC: 5 | EVA: 3 | PARA VNM [DF]: 1 | HLY: 12 | ABS. ACC | PHASE
@Calrex: HP: 1805/1805 50/50 | EN: 176 | DMG: 16 | MIT: 116 | ACC: 4 |  EVA: 3 | ACH: 0.5
@Zandra: HP: 1740/1740 50/50 (Put your stats in an easy to copy/paste format and I'll update this with the rest.)

11 minutes ago, Arabelle said:

[name:]	Waltz of the Damned
[profession/rank:]	R5 Performer
[roll id/results:]	153938 | CD: 12 | LD: 15
[item type:]	T1 Perfect Debuff Song (Masterpiece)
[enhancements:]	Incarceration (Instant Effect)
[description:]	[ref] Distinguished, diametrically opposed foes saunter into a grand castle's ballroom. When their blades start to clash, servants scatter in tandem.
[link:]	[~]

 

[name:]	Le Gibet
[profession/rank:]	R5 Performer
[roll id/results:]	153947 | CD: 8 | LD: 18 153953 | CD: 7 | LD: 20 153954 | CD: 7 | LD: 16
[item type:]	T1 Rare Debuff Song (Masterpiece)
[enhancements:]	[x2] Lullaby (Mass Effect)
[description:]	[reference] The sun sets on a dead man hanging from the gallows. Hearer, the bell tolls for thee.
[link:]	[~]

 

[name:]	Le Gibet
[profession/rank:]	R5 Performer
[roll id/results:]	153937 | CD: 9 | LD: 10 153946 | CD: 8 | LD: 11 153949 | CD: 8 | LD: 6 153950 | CD: 8 | LD: 10
[item type:]	T1 Rare Debuff Song
[enhancements:]	[x2] Lullaby
[description:]	[reference] The sun sets on a dead man hanging from the gallows. Hearer, the bell tolls for thee.
[link:]	[~]

 

[name:]	Etude Tableau Op. 39 No. 6
[profession/rank:]	R5 Performer
[roll id/results:]	153941 | CD: 5 | LD: 12 153943 | CD: 5 | LD: 14
[item type:]	T1 Uncommon Debuff Song (Masterpiece)
[enhancements:]	[x1] Hypnosis (Mass Effect)
[description:]	[reference] You must have been blind, to mistake the Big Bad Wolf for one of your dearest.
[link:]	[~]

 

[name:]	Etude Tableau Op. 39 No. 6
[profession/rank:]	R5 Performer
[roll id/results:]	153933 | CD: 4 | LD: 9 153939 | CD: 4 | LD: 2 153945 | CD: 6 | LD: 10 153948 | CD: 6 | LD: 3
[item type:]	T1 Uncommon Debuff Song
[enhancements:]	[x1] Hypnosis
[description:]	[reference] You must have been blind, to mistake the Big Bad Wolf for one of your dearest.
[link:]	[~]

22 minutes ago, Shay said:

Name: Rout
Profession/Rank: Performer/2
IDs[CD/LD]: 153801[9/17]
Item Type: Debuff Song
Tier: 1
Quality: Uncommon
Enhancements: Hypnosis 1[Masterpiece]
Description: A short piano song play by Shay herself. When played near monsters, they find it hard to focus on the fight.
Post Link: [Here]

The situation became more dire, the tree was tough, and there wasn’t much they could actually do to stop it, Macradon’s single target damage didn’t cut it, he needed to do something else as well, he needed to use his worst damage attack, but possibly get the paralyze effect off, getting a good chunk at that blue bar underneath its health “Just shy of being 3 quartes through … I don’t think I’ll be able to be here for that to come.” he muttered for himself and gripped his axe “Oh well, at least I helped. This wasn’t how I imagined to go down, but at least I go down as a warrior.”. Macradon rushed forward and with his axe did a flurry covering lots of ground with ferocity unmatched by most, but even though he dedicated it to all that, he missed. “Dammit … guess that was it then.” he chuckled and waited for the next to come.

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Axe:
Attack 1: Deal 6 damage on one target
Attack 2: Deal 5 damage on up to three targets
Attack 3: Deal 3 damage and paralyze on up to three targets

They did it, they lit the last lights and its holiness began to spread throughout the cave. They won. All the chaos began to settle and the shadowlings all became idle. The shadow seemed to slowly begin to weaken from the lights, they’ve done it, they defeated the shadow. Macradon would sigh in relief and stand up stall again, he would jostle his body and try to cool down from all that had just happened “Alright bois, seems like the Penguin Rangers have def-'' he said with his sword raised high but was interrupted.

Quickly gazing back upon the shadow creature, all the light crystals shattered and darkness returned once again. He didn’t understand what was going on, the short monologue the shadow seemed to have with Orgoth. It was strange, weird. In a very short time after that, the eldritch horrors that were the shadowlings began to swarm everyone, ignoring the hate that had been before. With a giant explosion of dark flames, the Penguin Rangers were engulfed in pure pain as their health dropped tremendously from the blow.

He could feel the pressure coming off of the shadow as he seemed to prepare some kind of devastating attack “SH’’T!” Macradon exclaimed as quickly went into his pouch to grab his teleportation crystal “I hope you all have your crystals ready, because I think it’s about time to get the f**k out of here now!” he roared and lifted his crystal up “Settlement of the Iron Fist!”. Blue light began to engulf the knight as he was beginning to be transported away “I will come back after you, I swear I will defeat you!” he roared out at the shadow before his digital body was transported away.

ID: 153369
CD: 2 -> No Proc.

@Baldur: HP 550/1540 [-990]  | EN 68/130 [-11, +1] | MIT 94 | EVA 5 | ACC 6WF/5MM5 | DMG 24WF/27MM | BH 62 | ANTIDOTE 0/2 | Conc 3/3 | Parry 0/2 | QChange 0/3 | TOX (9-10) 23 
Hestia: HP: 1524/1970 | EN: 85/176 DMG:17   MIT:214  THRN: 99 ACC:1 Eva: -1  BH: 98 Rec:+3 Stonewall: 25% DoT redux 2-1=1 Snowfrost: 1/2 fire dmg   Antidote: 3
@Ariel - The Crowned Lion: HP: 138/1630 [-990]  | EN 128/140 | 24 DMG | 103 MIT | AA +4(6) BD | +1 EVA | 16 BH | 24 HB | 50 THRNS | +4 Fallen (6-8) & 24 DoT3 (8-10)  | 2 Antidote | Conc 0/3 | Parry 0/2
@Morgenstern: HP 403/1680 [-990] | EN 66/138 | 22 DMG | 171 MIT | 4 ACC | -1 EVA | 84 BH | 91 THRNS | Para. Venom (8-10) | 25% DoT Reduce | 3 Antidote | 24(3) Poison (9-10)
Macradon HP 906/1885 [-990] | EN 118/187 | 23 DMG | 127 MIT | 4 ACC | 1 EVA |  94 BH | 50 Immolation THRNS | 36 Frost THRNS (21 on crit) | 6 Freeze 0/2 | Antidote 1 | Justified Riposte | +12 Holy | Phase | Disguise | +1 Hate | -1 Energy Cost 0/2 | -3 Energy Cost | 6 Recovery 
@Zandra: HP 1,030/2,020 [-990] | EN 16/187 | 22 DMG | 144 MIT | 7 ACC | 2 EVA | 101 BH | 70 THRNS | Toxic venom (9-10) 24(3) | 25% 1st DoT Reduce | 2 Antidote | 12 Fallen | 36(2) BRN(8-10) | Probiotics -27 | Antioxidants

Chaos, absolute terrifying chaos. He looked around, left and right, up and down, back and forward, nothing was making sense to him, it was going way too fast. Within all the chaos he remembered Mari yelling something about a girl always throwing herself into deadly situations … he has heard those words before, it was like that @Kirbs girl, it was like she really wanted to die against that big snek thing. Oh well, looks like there are more of those idiots in here. He sighed, trying to calm himself down before the feeling of his vitality drop even more, this was bad, so, so bad. “This isn’t … going in any possible plan anyone could’ve figured … this is just too chaotic … they just keep halving our health, and it just drops and drops and drops …” he muttered for himself, trying to collect his mind again.

He shook his head back and forward, trying to get what was going on, but with the squeal of the swine thing … his head kept on thumping like a heavy migraine. He desperately looked over at @Mari “I think there are only two things we can do right now …” he said with panting heavily “First we have to pose, I don’t know why, but that just feels right.” he said and looked at his palms like he was going insane “Next you yeet me at the swine thing, I just need to get close to it, it’ll never see my next attack if I’m all that close to it, all the chaos around it will confuse everyone and I’ll somehow hit it … sounds solid?” he asked and just instinctively stroke a pose. Quickly glancing his head towards the rest of his now enlarged party, Macradon would nudge at the others "Pssshhh, @Crozeph, @Cordelia, you too.".

Standing there for a solid 10 seconds, he let go of the pose momentarily and let his arm out at Mari “Let’s do it like we did those dragons! Before they knew what hit them!” he said with a wide grin as he let Mari grab his arm “Now yeet me as if I were a javelin, Mari!” he roared out proudly as both his and Mari’s strength combined threw him through the air with an immense force, shooting him through the air while nose diving towards the swine, only to land and crash a meter in front of it, collapse, and roll a few meters past the swine from the momentum gathered. He kept put there, just to get out of the dizziness he had somehow gotten himself into. Raising a thumb he yelled out “I’m alright!” but still kept on laying there.

ID: 153367
CD: 5 -> No Proc

@NIGHT: HP: 300/300 150/150 | EN: 76/102 | DMG: 25 | MIT: 81 | ACC: 5 | EVA: 4 | BRN: 36 | BLIGHT: 72 | BLD: 36 | TXC VNM: 24 | PRLZ: 1 | LD: 6 | Stealth Detection: 3
@Pinball: HP: 320/320 160/160 | EN: 123/128 | DMG: 15 | ACC: 3 | EVA: 3 | BRN: 36 | BLIGHT: 36 | BLD: 36 | TXC VNM: 27 | BH: 64
@Mari: HP: 392/392 196/196 | EN: 108/140 | DMG: 23 | MIT: 88 | ACC: 6 | EVA: 3 | BRN: 24 | BLD: 48 | THNS: 45 | BH: 72 | Burn DoT: -50%
@Oscar: HP: 342/342 171/171 | EN: 106/120 | DMG: 26 | MIT: 106 | ACC: 4 | EVA: 2 | FLN: 12 | BRN: 36 (8-10) | VAMP DEF: 68 | REC: 6 | BH: 68 | PRLZ IMMUNITY
Macradon: HP: 497/497 249/249 | EN: 173/189 | DMG: 26 | MIT: 107 | ACC: 4 | EVA: 1 | PSN: 24 | REC: 6 | FRT: 36(21) | FRZ: 6 | VAMP OFF: 189 | BH: 99 | SAFEGUARD
@Bahr: HP: 313/313 157/157 | EN: 111/122 | DMG: 11 | MIT: 106 | ACC: 2 | EVA: 2 | HM: 6 | LM: 1 | BH: 62 | DoT Resist: 25%+5% (1st proc)
@Lessa: HP: 262/262 131/131 | EN: 87/100 | DMG: 22 | MIT: 116 | ACC: 3 | THNS: 54 | HM: 3 | DoT Resist: 20% (1st proc)
@Ariel - The Crowned Lion: HP: 373/373 187/187 | EN: 135/146 | DMG: 24 | MIT: 64 | ACC: 7 | EVA: 1 | KEEN: 1 | FLN: 4 | REC: 1 | BH: 44 | HB: 48 | LD: 5
@Cordelia: HP: 285/285 143/143 | EN: 100/112 | DMG: 19 | MIT: 25 | ACC: 5 | EVA: 3 | PARA VNM [DF]: 1 | HLY: 12 | ABS. ACC | PHASE