Zero

Been what, almost a year and a half since we were last let out? It'll be nice to be back out in the world, though it seems that in my absence cannibalistic pests have surfaced and began to feed on the innocent.

It's been far too long since i've had the pleasure of roaming this land. To my fortune however it seems that in the time I have been away an abundant amount of fair maidens have slowly appeared. I also look forward to enjoying the many different pleasures of Aincrad. Hopefully Uni won't kill everyone before I've had my fill.

Good to know you buys are back. Things have gotten pretty boring.