Mack

Dice Roller is like Cardinal.

When you try to do something, it figures out that you want to do one thing, and changes itself to make the opposite possible.  It will then make that its sole mission before someone else comes in and rolls which will reset it for that one post.

#DicerollerIsCardinal

And I used that roll to kill a boar with 5 hp. The world can be such a cruel place.

I especially enjoyed the irony of rolling a CD of 1 right before you got that twelve. On the plus side, of my three CD rolls for the day, one of them at least was a Natural 12... now, to get Guillotine approved by the mods/admins.