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  1. Today was a great day for crafting. Oscar thought the day before had been a record-breaking accomplishment at seven Perfect crafts in one day. Imagine his surprise when he surpassed that. Oscar looked down at a whopping ELEVEN Perfect Crafts. He was beginning to think that his shop was becoming too well stocked. How could anyone possibly bust into the Cooking market when his shelves were lined so well? But there was a small problem. All of his crafts were of the Tier 2 variety. It wouldn't appeal to any of the higher level players. His next task was rectifying that situation. But, first, there
  2. Yesterday had been unfortunate, but Oscar had bounced back with a vengeance today. The fruits of his labors were plentiful. He finally had a decent number of meals to add to his shop now! With Mitigation and Overhealth now featured as enhancements to be obtained via his stock, Oscar was very happy with the day's results. All that remained was putting the finishing touches on everything and cleaning up. He whistled a lively tune while he worked, making sure that everything was just so before updating his stock. His customers deserved nothing less than the best, after all. With all said and done
  3. Sitting in the aftermath of the day's cooking session, Oscar groaned in frustration. In his efforts to expand the stock in his shop, Oscar noticed that he was in desperate need of Mitigation and Overhealth food. They were enhancements that he could only apply to meals. Crafting meals was always serious business because anything less than perfect was unusable. This was because he couldn't make use of Rare meals like he could Rare snacks. No one wants Mitigation food that's missing a slot, after all. After trying his hardest, the only thing Oscar could craft was a single Perfect meal. He put the
  4. Rank 9 Cook http://www.sao-rpg.com/topic/17990-f01/
  5. Today was Oscar's first day as a Rank 9 cook. Upon stepping into his kitchen and getting to work, he quickly found that his effectiveness as a crafter had increased far more than he had initially expected it to. Oscar was quite impressed with the results. With a single crafting session, Oscar was able to create over 10 whole dishes to add to his shop. He smiled as he looked over it all and then began to clean up from the day's work. Now he just needed to find more customers. His stock was growing exponentially, but no one was buying anything. That was a problem, of course. He probably had 50 g
  6. Oscar stepped into his kitchen with extreme confidence. That confidence was not wasted considering what he wound up crafting. Two of the godly triple Perfect crafts and also a triple Rare. Truly the gods were smiling upon him this day. He put the finishing touches on his food and junk and then washed the dishes. It was then he noticed that he ranked up his Cooking skill. He stared at the menu for a moment as he scoured one of his pots to get the baked on bits of chili off. Then he shrugged his shoulders and said: "Oh, word."
  7. Skill(s) Being Dropped: Curved Sword Mastery Rank 1 Mod(s) Being Dropped: SP Refunded: 5 Cost: 5000
  8. In Oscar's quest to create the perfect sports drink in Aincrad, he completely forgot why he had gotten into it in the first place. It wasn't for the fame or the Col. It was for the hot dogs and the people who shoved them into their face holes. Keeping that simple thought in mind, Oscar stepped into his kitchen and had the best cooking experience he had in weeks. Perhaps he had found his inspiration once again. Or, more likely, he'd stopped guzzling copious amounts of dubious liquds and drank only fresh spring water from the higher floors. He definitely needed to invest in better pipes for the
  9. Halloween Achievement Reward Item: Shining Battleaxe Tier: ??? Type: 2HBA Quality: Demonic Enhancements: Holy, Cursed, DMG, DMG
  10. The tap water, while not as hallucinogenic as Hot Dog water, was still insufficient in quenching Oscar's mighty thirst. Perhaps this would be a good opportunity to invent Aincrad Gatorade. A brilliant idea - according to his dehydrated mind! He could market it to the Frontliners. Go on a PR blitz. Maybe include commercials of the Frontliners fighting bosses in slow motion while phosphorescent sweat dripped from their bodies. He'd be raking in the Col with that idea. Now he just needed a slogan. It is in you sounded pretty nice. But it could use some work. Also he made an Ultra Prosperous Hot D
  11. As it turned out, his Brita Pitcher didn't work on hot dog water. He thought it would be a good experiment in recycling to see whether his filter could undo the hotdoggening of the life-giving liquid. It couldn't and now Oscar hated life. He half-heartedly went through the motions of cooking, fumbling just about every attempt. It was hard when to cook when you had consumed so much salt and fat dissolved in tepid H20 that you were pretty sure you saw the face of God in your pantry. Oscar threw it all out, along with the pitcher. It was completely ruined now anyway. He wondered whether tap water
  12. Item: Armads Tier: 2 Type: 2HBA Quality: Rare -> Perfect Enhancements: DMG, DMG, DMG 1 <<Essence of Steel>> used
  13. Oscar didn't leave the shop while Mac worked. It was quite something to watch a grandmaster craftsman do his thing. Even though Lady Luck wasn't on his side, Oscar was content with a rare axe. Big Chungus was only a placeholder for the time being. And now that he had a new weapon to accompany his new build, he was ready to take on that Quest Bahr mentioned to get it upgraded. "Thanks boss. I really appreciate you making this for me." Oscar hefted the axe, getting used to the weight. It was much heavier than a katana by a wide margin. But he had a feeling all those winters of chopping wood
  14. With his new pitcher in tow, Oscar was once again able to hydrate without the strange after-effects of guzzling gallons of hot dog water. Why was he drinking hot dog water in the first place? He didn't know. What he did know was that he was refreshed, renewed, and - most importantly - hydrated. Oscar used his newfound energy to set about work in his kitchen. He achieved a state of culinary nirvana. As a reward for this, the universe graced him with the Godcraft. The much-needed Triple Perfect to finish out Bahr's ludicrously-long list of foods. What did he need all these hot dogs for anyway?
  15. Skill(s) Being Dropped: Rank 5 Katana Mastery Mod(s) Being Dropped: Katana Mod: Ferocity SP Refunded: 65 Cost: 65000
  16. Oscar wanted to change builds. The Katana had long since lost its luster. Although he was happy with the single-target damage, the AoE damage left much to be desired. He could go without Iai considering that he rarely used it. In fact, the only time that it had even been remotely useful was during his battle with the Sea Wyvern. It sat there, unused and unwanted. He wanted a weapon where he didn't have to trade much single-target damage for his AoE. Therefore, the Two-Handed Battleaxe was the ideal candidate. He walked into the Blazing Typhoon, the smithy he had frequented since he began his c
  17. Another day, another dish! Or so Oscar tried to tell himself in an effort to motivate himself to continue cooking. The much vaunted triple perfect craft had eluded him the day before, so hopefully it would grace him with its presence today. After a mighty round of cooking, it did not come. Instead its much-less-popular second cousin, the double perfect appeared in its place. Oscar wasn't one to look a gift horse in the mouth though. Or, in this case, a damage and accuracy horse. What was that metaphor even about? Oscar figured that he was just suffering the side effects from drinking too much
  18. Oscar hummed to himself as he stepped into his kitchen. It was time to put the nose to the grindstone and get cracking on finishing up Bahr's order. He was fishing for a multicraft proc to finish out the last of Bahr's desired items. Anything sort of that and he would simply be wasting materials. Alas, he did not achieve what he was looking for. He walked away from his prep area with only a single perfect craft. So, true to form, he finalized the craft with an Accuracy and Protein Enhancement and called it a day. Hooray for accuracy and damage! He hated his life right now.
  19. On the hunt for another Alchemist, Oscar decided to keep it local. There was a Grandmaster Alchemist on Floor 1, not too far from his hot dog stand. He entered an grabbed an entire stack of order forms and began filling them out. While he did so, he didn't actually see anyone in the shop. Once his massive stack of orders were complete, he left them on the table with a hefty purse of Col and Materials to help the Alchemist to their work. He wasn't going to walk into the shop and not make it worth the Alchemist's time. With that done, he made his exit from the shop while whistling a tune. 2
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