Zero

Well Zero jusy felt like a lonely loner again, thanks Oske and Clarence for reminding me that Zero's had, no pun intended, zero relationships. He had a one night thing with Mari and that was because they were a bit drunk so it doesn't help ease how sad it is. xD

I saw a few of the kids asking questions and got inspired by BlazBlue so I decided that I'll be making statuses like this one occasionally:

GIVE US A TEASER ZERO-SAMA!

As the title indicates these will be threads that will contain teasers regarding site content. Our first teaser will center on two very popular subjects in the world of SAO, SWORD ARTS (or SKILLS) and UNIQUE SKILLS. That's right, Dual Blades, Starburst Stream, Berserker and co. are all going to soon appear for player use and/or acquisition. Sword Arts will provide players with the means to increase their damage output AND add variety to their combat while Unique Skills will provide the players who hold them with a certain edge in combat, like me and my newly named Darkness Blade that grants me a special ability whilst in combat. Well that's all for now, if you have any questions about this statuses topic please comment below and I'll see if I can answer you. Until next time players and remember to always check for traps no need for more than one Sachi after all.

Hmmm... It seems to me that I've yet to receive sufficient sacrifices to sate my hunger. Guess you guys enjoy slow and painful deaths. Oh well, your problem. smiles deviously

There, finally made the thread. Now, time to get my hunt on.*laughs maniacally, imagine SAO Abridged Kirito's laugh*

Are you serious? I wake up in the middle of the night to this? I mean, REALLY? After all the complaints about progress on floors being slow y'all pull this in a raid? Good luck with that and may whatever hells you end up in be kinder than the consequences of your actions. *done with people's illogicalness and goes back to bed*

Soooo,I'm going to be PKing a disposable alt someone no longer wanted. It'll be a pretty dark read I think, so I may have to UR it. Anyway, to those who like things that are not pleasant I will see you in the thread "Counting Bodies Like Sheep"

Adios~

Your favorite GM, Zero-sama

Finally finished my thread with Mari. I can finally make my wacko thread, soon it will be appear.

For all you little girls and boys in doubt. No need to wonder where your god is. He's right here and he's freash out of mercy. *found what horrible thing to do to players*

*eye twitches* Why do I fit so much content into one post damn it! I could use some of it to extend the thread! Ugh... Anyway, update on Zero. Thread is going well I suppose, Zero's going pretty cuckoo annnnnd I'm still looking for that Miss Psycho I had mentioned being on the out for a few days ago.

GIVE US A TEASER ZERO-SAMA!!!

That's already time for the second installment of GIVE US A TEASER ZERO-SAMA!!! brought to you by your favorite sadistic GM, Zero.

Today we will be talking about a subject mentioned in my previous installment. If you read the previous installment then you know we will be discussing Unique Skills, and for those of you who haven't read it I suggest you do even if this one will have more concrete information on than that one.

Now let's start off with explaining what exactly a Unique Skill is, shall we? A Unique Skill in simple terms is the "God-tier" of battle skills in Aincrad which grant their users an edge in battle through some form of effect, each one unique from the others, and can turn the tide of battle in a moment. If you have read or watched Akame ga Kill they are like this worlds Imperial Arms, if you watched or read Bleach they are Bankais, if you read or watched Tokyo Ghoul they are Kakujas. These are the best skills you can acquire in the whole game, each with its own playing style. Some of you may be wondering what these skills do, to answer this I'll use mine as an example. My skill is Dakness Blade (canon skill), it is a skill focused on the destruction of tank builds via a Phase feature that partly or fully ignores mitigation and can be used with One Handed Curve/Straight Sword.

Each Unique Skill either uses a specific item type or specific item in order to function, without it the skill cannot be activated. Another example would be Dual Blades, which can only use one handed blade type weapons so like my Darkness Blade it can only use One Handed Straight/Curve Sword. Now for what you have been most likely waiting for, the time in which you will be able to acquire these skills. If you take a look at the community calendar you will find that the week of the 25th of September to the 1st of October has been marked with an event, thisis to let players know that during this week Unique Skills will most likely be released to the public

This concludes this installment of GIVE US A TEASER ZERO-SAMA!!! Join us next time and remember to watch over your shoulder, don't want to end up like the guy Kuradeel killed right?

Questions? Commentary? Go on ahead and put them down below in the comments section boys and girls~! I will try and answer if I can~

Another trivia with Zero:

Who were two staff members that originally created the NPC's Nero and Unknown, and what made these two NPC's stand out?

You know your character does not need any more extravagant gear when his weapon item is 9 swords. XD 

You folks ready for what December brings on the site? No? Well too bad you'll have to live with it! Better be ready though, 'cause *drumroll* winter is coming...to SAO-RPG. Whether that's bad or good only time will tell.

Oh and adding to this there's someone else who wants to say something, lemme go get 'em.

Okay, let's try this once more. Any female psychos, nutjobs, mentally unstable lasses or others of that nature out there? I'm still looking for someone to put a leash on Zero in the future. xD

So hopefully I pass my Spanish final this week so I can focus on the site. For now I will be here only partly. I shall end this status with a pickup line (blame X for giving me this idea). Love are you using <> because you just made my chest explode? Someone hit me... Please... XD

That moment when everyone immediately glances at you at the mention of a trap because they figured out you like traps, followed by them also turning to you because they know you also like Loli's... Wait, I'm pretty sure that's just me... Yup xD

#Let'sPokeFunAtZero

More late night trivia with your favorite sadistic moderator, Zero:

Who was the most sought out female player on the site last year?

#StolenfromClarencewhostoleitfromDaeron Let's play "Do you know Zero?" What was the line Zero used when he finished off the Monthly Boss Phoenix?

Oh and to anyone who cares, I managed to pass my classes. So I'm close to officially not being a highschool student.

You guys don't really enjoy reading the rules do you? I suggest everyone review all rules both for rp, the rumors, etc. Otherwise you're not going to get anywhere. xD

So I took my Spanish final... I probably failed... Damn it...

Alcuni volte arrendersi è migliore...

After receiving complaints from some players and concerns from some staff members about the raffle I went ahead and rolled on the site. This doesn't I'm scre- I mean, inconveniencing the person who had won. Both parties get a Cross Syndrome, and I highly recommend that any who have problems with this remember I already stated the return of this and similar items in the future. Now, congrats to our other winner.

I'm bored so I took a little time to listen to this and put some of SAO's peeps to it (it's in order of appearance btw):

Kiru is Jinx, Lemon is Twitch, Tristan is Jayce, Unknown is Caitlyn, Nero is Singed, Vile is Viktor, Dom would be Mundo, Zelrius is Ezreal, and Flints is Vi