Zero

*looks at boss fight...sighs* I... I need a drink... Otherwise I'm going to destroy a lot stuff...

P.S. Tearye you did the exact opposite of making the frontlines stronger. You not only killed two high damage dealers, which there are few of already, but one of the few worthwhile supporters as well.

Now, I'm going to go get something relax with...

For all you little girls and boys in doubt. No need to wonder where your god is. He's right here and he's freash out of mercy. *found what horrible thing to do to players*

Hmmm... plots on what horrible things he should do Let's see....

I'm bored so I took a little time to listen to this and put some of SAO's peeps to it (it's in order of appearance btw):

Kiru is Jinx, Lemon is Twitch, Tristan is Jayce, Unknown is Caitlyn, Nero is Singed, Vile is Viktor, Dom would be Mundo, Zelrius is Ezreal, and Flints is Vi

My babies are all grown up. I'm so proud of them. *cries happily*

*looks at site for 5 quiet minutes* ... God damn I need to kill someone here soon or Imma make an unkillable monster you'll all have to fight. So pray someone dies soon in a boss fight or something or that I kill someone, 'cause Zero-sama needs his fill of blood. Happy Valentine 's Day! xD

*stops doing GM work for a bit to deal with University...comes back to a sudden flood of lolis* W-wait, when did so many of them appear? *tries to cope with this...can't*

#WishIHadTheSantaHatPlagueAndNotThisHorrorOn

#ForcedToWearThis

#LostAnyGettingTakebSeriouslyEverAgain

After receiving complaints from some players and concerns from some staff members about the raffle I went ahead and rolled on the site. This doesn't I'm scre- I mean, inconveniencing the person who had won. Both parties get a Cross Syndrome, and I highly recommend that any who have problems with this remember I already stated the return of this and similar items in the future. Now, congrats to our other winner.

Ah, new Accelerator image for my profile and my journal. New genderbend form for Cross Syndrom and a sweet new background for my profile. Top that with my new killer signature courtesy of Calres, my reclaiming of my Darkness Blade Unique Skill and my, hopefully, soon reclaiming of Twinfire Blade. Man is it good to be bad.

And I'm stuck as freaking Rudolph, great.

#LeastYouDon'tHaveRudolphPox

#LeastYou'reTheGuyChristmasPartlyFocusesOn

Bleh, so bored. xD

Hmmm... It seems to me that I've yet to receive sufficient sacrifices to sate my hunger. Guess you guys enjoy slow and painful deaths. Oh well, your problem. smiles deviously

I am happy to announce that a raffle will be occurring next week for a special item. The raffle info is in the event calendar for everyone to see, so go over there and check it out. You have until the 11th of this month to sign up!

Just finished reading a manga by the name of Yasashii Sekai No Tsukurikata and it made me want to say something inspiring so here I go.

Let's venture forth into the unknown without hesitation, move ever forward and grasp that which lies ahead. Grasp the fruit of our efforts and sacrifices.

Talk about corny, well it was a slice of life manga after all. Ignore this senpai as he is not right in his head at the moment it seems. *laughs*

Need an Artisan with fair prices? Drop by Lacenlot's Antediluvian Antiques. Her prices are cheap and her quality is guaranteed, so if you need an Artisan she's your woman.

Raffle winner is up, don't worry though because we'll be happily handing out items like this in the future so if you weren't the winner this time around you might be next 

Soooo,I'm going to be PKing a disposable alt someone no longer wanted. It'll be a pretty dark read I think, so I may have to UR it. Anyway, to those who like things that are not pleasant I will see you in the thread "Counting Bodies Like Sheep"

Adios~

Your favorite GM, Zero-sama

That moment when everyone immediately glances at you at the mention of a trap because they figured out you like traps, followed by them also turning to you because they know you also like Loli's... Wait, I'm pretty sure that's just me... Yup xD

#Let'sPokeFunAtZero

The raffle is now closed. Rolling will be posted shortly. Thank you for your participation and patience.

They are finally finished, my children shall now rise. Here are my children, now to let them do their own bidding:

http://www.sao-rpg.com/profile/6769-unknown/

http://www.sao-rpg.com/profile/6052-nero/

http://www.sao-rpg.com/profile/6519-vile/

*laughs manically*

You folks ready for what December brings on the site? No? Well too bad you'll have to live with it! Better be ready though, 'cause *drumroll* winter is coming...to SAO-RPG. Whether that's bad or good only time will tell.

*eye twitches* Why do I fit so much content into one post damn it! I could use some of it to extend the thread! Ugh... Anyway, update on Zero. Thread is going well I suppose, Zero's going pretty cuckoo annnnnd I'm still looking for that Miss Psycho I had mentioned being on the out for a few days ago.

*goes shopping on Amazon* Hm what to buy... *after a few minutes he realizes he just purchased a retractable assault baton* ... What. Just. Happened...

*it's 3:25 in the morning and he has to take classes at 2:30 in the afternoon* ....why can't I sleep like a normal person... *goes try to knock himself out using the wall*